[ EDUARDO(2) enters ]

EDUARDO(2): HELLO HOW ARE YOU?
EDUARDO(2): HELLO EVERYONE.
EDUARDO(2): IS THIS PRETTY?

[ JENNIFER(1) enters ]

JENNIFER(1): DID YOU HAVE A NICE RIDE?
JENNIFER(1): RIDE ROLLER COASTERS.

[ JENNIFER(1) leaves ]


[ SABRINA(1) enters ]


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[ NICOLE(1) enters ]

NICOLE(1): I HAVE A PRIVATE MATTER TO DIS WITH MY FELLOW TENANTS.

[ CYNTHIA(2) enters ]

NICOLE(1): PRIVATE TALK.
NICOLE(1): YOU HAVE A GO FOR FOURTH ORBIT.
NICOLE(1): I HAVE A CAR NEARBY.
CYNTHIA(2): ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
CYNTHIA(2): CAR CRASH AFTER CAR CRASH HERE.
CYNTHIA(2): CAR CRASH AFTER CAR CRASH HERE.
CYNTHIA(2): GET HERE ALREADY.
NICOLE(1): ORBIT IDENTICAL.
NICOLE(1): ALREADY DID.
NICOLE(1): A WILL CLINCH THEIR INVITATION TO THE HALL OF FAME WL.
NICOLE(1): WILL SHE SCARE WAYNE OFF?
NICOLE(1): OFF WE GO THEN!
CYNTHIA(2): AFTER MY LAST SON, THE BABY, I ED MY TUBES.
CYNTHIA(2): SON WELCOME HOME!

[ BEEPS ]


[ TRANSLATOR ]

NICOLE(1): HI SWEETIE.

[ CYNTHIA(2) leaves ]


[ ALEJANDRO(2) enters ]

ALEJANDRO(2): HEY EVERYONE!

[ NICOLE(1) leaves ]


[ DANA(1) enters ]

DANA(1): HELLO ROOM SERVICE?
DANA(1): WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?
ALEJANDRO(2): DO YOU SEE STARS?
DANA(1): NO CLOUDS IN YOUR FORECAST.
DANA(1): FORECAST IS COMING UP.
ALEJANDRO(2): I HAVE NONE TO GIVE YOU.
DANA(1): UP YOUR FERRARI.
ALEJANDRO(2): HE'D HAVE WANTED THAT.

[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]

DANA(1): SO, WHAT ABOUT YOU?
ALEJANDRO(2): I HAVE A CONFESSION.
DANA(1): HOW ABOUT IT?
DANA(1): YES BACK TO OUR MARITAL CLOSENESS.
ALEJANDRO(2): YES YOU DO.
ALEJANDRO(2): OUR ENGINES ARE NEW, SIR, TOP CONDITION.
DANA(1): OUR SCANS SHOW THE CAVERNS ARE UNSTABLE.
DANA(1): ENGINES DISENGAGED.
ALEJANDRO(2): NEW YORK CITY AR, FLOOD WATCH FOR LATER TONIGHT.

[ SIREN BLARING ]


[ SHERI(2) enters ]


[ KIMBERLEY(1) enters ]

SHERI(2): ALL RIGHT, I SAW HER!

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[ VICKI(1) enters ]


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[ BRYAN(2) enters ]

BRYAN(2): BUT YOU WERE BREAKING UP WITH HER.
BRYAN(2): WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I DIDN'T NEED YOU?
BRYAN(2): BREAKING MY NECK.
BRYAN(2): I NEED RELIEF FAST.
BRYAN(2): YES ABSOLUTELY.
BRYAN(2): ABSOLUTELY MAN.

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[ KRIS(2) enters ]


[ VICKI(1) leaves ]

KRIS(2): YOU WERE IN THE ARMY?

[ MEREDITH(1) enters ]

KRIS(2): ARMY VETERAN WITH TANK TRAINING.
KRIS(2): WERE YOU JUST TALKING TO YOURSELF?
MEREDITH(1): BECAUSE OF ME THAT I'M ALL ALONE, YOU SEE.
KRIS(2): YES I LOVE IT, RICKI.
MEREDITH(1): IS THAT REAL HIS ASS?
KRIS(2): ME TOO!
KRIS(2): ASS OVER HERE!
KRIS(2): ISN'T THAT SOMETHING?
MEREDITH(1): NO NO, NO, YOU DON'T.
KRIS(2): ARE YOU FROM HELL?
MEREDITH(1): YES GOD!

[ DRAMATIC MUSIC ]

KRIS(2): GOD RESPONDS TO FAITH BASED ON HIS WORD.

[ ANNOUNCER SPEAKING CHINESE ]

KRIS(2): GOD SPEED, GOOD LUCK.

[ GASPING, GROANING ]

KRIS(2): CHINESE FOOD LATER LOOK FORWARD TO IT.
MEREDITH(1): BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.

[ MEREDITH(1) leaves ]


[ TOMMY(1) enters ]


[ KRIS(2) leaves ]


[ WENDY(2) enters ]

WENDY(2): YOU LOOK GOOD.
WENDY(2): TIME PLAYS FUNNY TRICKS ON YOU WHEN YOU GET OLDER.

[ TOMMY(1) leaves ]


[ JOHNNY(1) enters ]

JOHNNY(1): AND YOU, ROBIN.

[ WENDY(2) leaves ]


[ VICKI(2) enters ]

VICKI(2): HELLO MY DEAR.
VICKI(2): HEY, YOU, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR UNDER HERE?

[ KIDS GASP ]

VICKI(2): DEAR GOD.
JOHNNY(1): UNDER YOUR FAVORITE TREE.
VICKI(2): KIDS YOU WANT ANY?
JOHNNY(1): EITHER HERE OR IN EASTERN EUROPE INSTEAD OF BOTH PLACES?
VICKI(2): YES THAT DESCRIBES KATHY IN PERSONNEL TO A TEE.
JOHNNY(1): I WANT SOME INFORMATION.
VICKI(2): BOTH OF THESE PLACES LESS THAN HALF AN INCH SO FAR THIS SEASON.

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[ ALISA(1) enters ]


[ VICKI(2) leaves ]


[ JACLYN(2) enters ]

ALISA(1): ALL RIGHT, WATCH.
JACLYN(2): HEY MAN!
ALISA(1): TAKE THIS OFFICER AFT.
JACLYN(2): WATCH ME!

[ ROARING ]

JACLYN(2): HEY, WHAT CAN I DO YOU?
ALISA(1): ME SICK WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT.

[ BALLS BOUNCING ]


[ ALISA(1) leaves ]


[ DANIELLE(1) enters ]

DANIELLE(1): YOU WANT IT HARDER?
JACLYN(2): BALLS BALLS BALLS.
DANIELLE(1): BOUNCING BALLS!
JACLYN(2): HARDER HARDER, HARDER.

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[ JUSTIN(1) enters ]


[ JACLYN(2) leaves ]


[ MAUREEN(2) enters ]

JUSTIN(1): HEY COME ON.
MAUREEN(2): ALL RIGHT, I TELL YOU WHAT.
JUSTIN(1): AW, COME HERE, COA PUFF!
MAUREEN(2): AS SOON AS MY MISSION IS ACCOMPLISHED.
JUSTIN(1): SURE, COME RIGHT IN.
MAUREEN(2): MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

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[ ANN(1) enters ]


[ DRAMATIC VOICE ]

MAUREEN(2): YOUR VOICE IS JUST, JUST BEAUTIFUL.
MAUREEN(2): LET YOUR HEART BE LIGHT.
ANN(1): BECAUSE I DON'T.
MAUREEN(2): BEAUTIFUL CONNECTION.

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[ TRICIA(1) enters ]


[ MAUREEN(2) leaves ]


[ JOSHUA(2) enters ]

TRICIA(1): HE WOULD PREMATURELY  EJACULATE.
JOSHUA(2): HELLO FELLOW DENIZENS.
JOSHUA(2): PREMATURELY I WOULD SAY.

[ JOSHUA(2) leaves ]


[ STEPHANIE(2) enters ]

TRICIA(1): OR WOULD YOU PREFER VODKA MARTINI?
STEPHANIE(2): HELLO NEIGHBOR.

[ BLEEP, BLEEP ]


[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]

STEPHANIE(2): HOW ABOUT THE BEACH?

[ MUMBLING ]

TRICIA(1): I'D GO OUT WITH HIM AGAIN.

[ TAUING ]

TRICIA(1): HAVE YOU TOTALLY BLOCKED OUT THE ENTIRE TIME WE WERE A COUPLE?
STEPHANIE(2): HOW ABOUT YOUR URGENT APPOINTMENT?
STEPHANIE(2): COUPLE OF BEERS WILL BE JUST FINE.

[ TRICIA(1) leaves ]


[ GINGER(1) enters ]

STEPHANIE(2): WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH THIS BIKE?

[ MACHINE GUNS FIRING ]

GINGER(1): BECAUSE IT DOESN'T BELONG TO ME, STUPID!

[ STEPHANIE(2) leaves ]


[ SALVADOR(2) enters ]

SALVADOR(2): BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU?

[ CHILDREN GIGGLE ]


[ MAN OVER LOUDSPEAKER ]


[ POP ]

GINGER(1): STAY WITH AL?

[ SALVADOR(2) leaves ]


[ ANNA(2) enters ]

ANNA(2): HOW ABOUT JUDAISM?
ANNA(2): YOU'RE WITH THIS?

[ GINGER(1) leaves ]

ANNA(2): IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION?

[ LEO(1) enters ]


[ ANNA(2) leaves ]


[ ALICIA(2) enters ]

LEO(1): ALL RIGHT, GO TO ACTS, CHAPTER THREE.
ALICIA(2): WELL, THIS NEXT TAPE MIGHT BEND YOUR BRAIN A BIT.

[ ALICIA(2) leaves ]


[ JACQUELINE(2) enters ]


[ LEO(1) leaves ]


[ DEBBIE(1) enters ]

JACQUELINE(2): IS THIS MERELY MECHANICS OR IS IT NATURE WE DEAL WITH?

[ SCHMALTZY SAX MUSIC ]

JACQUELINE(2): TAKE THIS OFFICER AFT.
DEBBIE(1): BUT WE DID GET VERY, VERY CLOSE AT THE END.

[ THEME FROM "HAWAII FIVE-O" ]

JACQUELINE(2): NOW YOUR FOSTER PROGRAM ITSELF, YOU GIVE DANCE LESSONS?
DEBBIE(1): OFFICER JENNY!
JACQUELINE(2): COULD YOUR JOB BE MAKING YOU CK?
JACQUELINE(2): YES IT HAS.

[ IN HIGH PITCHED VOICE ]

DEBBIE(1): NO DON'T YOU LISTEN?
JACQUELINE(2): YES I'M AFRAID SO.

[ VACUUM HUMMING ]

DEBBIE(1): ALL RIGHT, NOW GO TO THE FOURTH CHAPTER OF ACTS.
JACQUELINE(2): AND THEN GO FOR THE WALK.
DEBBIE(1): YES BUT THIS TIME I'M SOBER.

[ JACQUELINE(2) leaves ]


[ WALTER(2) enters ]


[ SINGING SCAT ]

WALTER(2): HELLO SIR.
DEBBIE(1): TIME IS SUCH A PREMIUM TO ME.
WALTER(2): OF MERCHANDISE.
DEBBIE(1): SIR I'M OVER HERE.

[ TARA GIGGLES ]


[ KIDS LAUGHING ]


[ KEVIN HUMS SLOW MUSIC ]


[ DOORBELL ]


[ BUZZ ]


[ CLUCKING ]

DEBBIE(1): KEVIN PLAYS AROUND.

[ MARCELLUS LAUGHS ]


[ MUTTERED CURSE ]


[ DEBBIE(1) leaves ]


[ EDDIE(1) enters ]

WALTER(2): MARCELLUS PRETTY AWESOME.
EDDIE(1): GIVE ME  THAT KNIFE.
WALTER(2): AW, PRETTY GOOD.
EDDIE(1): ME ARRESTS IN THE WAR ON TERROR.
WALTER(2): ISN'T THAT PRETTY?
EDDIE(1): ARE ARE YOU JOKING?
EDDIE(1): WAS THAT A FIRST FOR YOU?
WALTER(2): LIKE WE ALL WERE.

[ EDDIE(1) leaves ]


[ WENDELL(1) enters ]


[ WALTER(2) leaves ]


[ SARA(2) enters ]

WENDELL(1): IS THAT OKAY?
SARA(2): AND THAT WAS IN FEBRUARY?
WENDELL(1): STOP THAT ASTRONAUT.
SARA(2): YOU THAT SIDE, YOU THERE.
WENDELL(1): FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE.

[ CHILDREN CHEERING ]


[ WENDELL(1) leaves ]


[ KRISTI(1) enters ]


[ SARA(2) leaves ]


[ RICHARD(2) enters ]

KRISTI(1): HEY I CAN'T KEEP THIS.
RICHARD(2): HI GRACE.
RICHARD(2): NO NO, NO, NO, NO.
RICHARD(2): ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
KRISTI(1): DO YOU THINK YOU'RE HIDING?
RICHARD(2): DID YOU SEE THE SMILE ON HIS FACE?
RICHARD(2): YES WE ARE, DEFINITELY.
KRISTI(1): YES BUT THIS TIME I'M SOBER.

[ COW BELLS CLANGING ]

RICHARD(2): NO WONDER DIDN'T GET PICKED.
KRISTI(1): TAKE THIS OFFICER AFT.
RICHARD(2): DIDN'T I READ YOUR AD IN THE PERSONAL COLUMN?

[ RICHARD(2) leaves ]


[ CLINT(2) enters ]


[ KRISTI(1) leaves ]


[ BEVERLY(1) enters ]

CLINT(2): HELLO UP THERE!
BEVERLY(1): A PLATE.
CLINT(2): UP YOUR FERRARI.
BEVERLY(1): COME WITH ME, MR BOND.
BEVERLY(1): NO I'M SCARED OF FLYING.
CLINT(2): NO BECAUSE THIS FABRIC IS REALLY THIN.
BEVERLY(1): FLYING UPSIDE DOWN MAKES YOU A LITTLE QUEASY, DOESN'T IT, BOY?

[ IMITATING NEW YORK ACCENT ]


[ CLEARING THROAT ]

BEVERLY(1): THAT MAKES YOU NICE AND RELAXED.
BEVERLY(1): CLEARING OUT ON FRIDAY.
CLINT(2): IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]


[ BEEP BEEP ]


[ BEVERLY(1) leaves ]


[ MELISA(1) enters ]

CLINT(2): NAIL THAT OFF ON THE SIDES FOR ME.
CLINT(2): OFF THAT ONE HOME ?
MELISA(1): ALL ELSE FAILS, DO IT YOURSELF.
CLINT(2): WELL, THAT WOULD BE LOVELY.
MELISA(1): HOME WE GO.

[ CLINT(2) leaves ]


[ KATHRYN(2) enters ]

MELISA(1): ARE YOU RECOGNIZED EVERYWHERE YOU GO?
MELISA(1): YOU THINK YOUR LIFE REEKS?

[ KATHRYN(2) leaves ]


[ JEAN(2) enters ]

JEAN(2): HELLO TONY!

[ MOANING ]


[ MELISA(1) leaves ]


[ JOCELYN(1) enters ]

JEAN(2): IS THAT A BODY?
JOCELYN(1): CAN I HELP?

[ SNEEZES, COUGHS ]


[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]

JOCELYN(1): BODY TYPE, I LIKE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN THAT ARE ATHLETIC.
JOCELYN(1): IS THAT A HAND?

[ PANTING ]


[ JOCELYN(1) leaves ]


[ JANINE(1) enters ]

JEAN(2): BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T GIVE THAT TO MOP WHEN YOU WANT TO.
JEAN(2): WOULDN'T YOU RATHER VE AN EXCITING ACTION FIGURE?
JANINE(1): HEY HE CAN'T DO MUCH WITHOUT THIS.
JANINE(1): RATHER COLD IN THE UPPER MIDWEST.
JEAN(2): WOULDN'T YOU LOVE.
JEAN(2): I LOVE YOU, KARL.
JANINE(1): WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT HE DID, THAT WILL BE TOUGH.
JEAN(2): NO DOUBT.
JANINE(1): KARL YOU SAVED ME.
JEAN(2): KNOWING WHAT YOU WANT AND GOING FOR IT.

[ DOGS GROWLING ]


[ JEAN(2) leaves ]


[ LISA(2) enters ]


[ JANINE(1) leaves ]


[ R(1) enters ]


[ R(1) leaves ]

LISA(2): HI COME ON IN.

[ CARL(1) enters ]

CARL(1): AND WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT RAINS?
LISA(2): YES YES, SHE WEARS SOCKS AND SANDALS ON ANYTHING.
CARL(1): DID YOU BRING A LITTLE TIFFANY BOX FOR THEM?
LISA(2): YES, YES, YES.
CARL(1): LITTLE FROSTING, RIGHT.

[ ELEVATOR STOPS ]

CARL(1): A LITTLE WAGER.
CARL(1): ONE LITTLE WINK.

[ CARL(1) leaves ]


[ KRISTINE(1) enters ]

LISA(2): YES SOMETHING SPECIAL.
KRISTINE(1): HELLO RON.
KRISTINE(1): HELLO MR FISHER.
KRISTINE(1): RON WOULD YOU TAKE THE TRASH.
LISA(2): A LITTLE DRIED ROSEMARY ON THERE.
KRISTINE(1): REMEMBER WHEN THE DOCTOR WAS FEELING YOUR NECK?
KRISTINE(1): A LITTLE PRIVACY, HUH?

[ ENGINE REING ]


[ LISA(2) leaves ]


[ PAMELA(2) enters ]


[ KRISTINE(1) leaves ]


[ MELODY(1) enters ]

PAMELA(2): ARE YOU READY TO GO?
PAMELA(2): WE'RE READY  FOR YOU.
MELODY(1): SO WHEN ARE WE GOING TO AFRICA?
PAMELA(2): NO YOU CAN'T.
PAMELA(2): GOING TO BE WINDY.
PAMELA(2): GOING TO ROLL DOWN THE HILL.
MELODY(1): YOU'RE GOING DOWN.

[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

MELODY(1): YES I'VE HEARD THAT.
PAMELA(2): BECAUSE ANY GROWN MAN AAT KNOWS HOW TO DANCE.
MELODY(1): NO CERTAINLY NOT.
MELODY(1): BESIDES DANCE A LOT, I FLY FOR NATIONAL.

[ PAMELA(2) leaves ]


[ JAVIER(2) enters ]


[ SLURPING ]

JAVIER(2): HELLO COW.
MELODY(1): DANCE MAN.
JAVIER(2): YES OF COURSE I WILL, SIR.
MELODY(1): AND THE TYPEFACE IS AN ITALIAN ONE.
JAVIER(2): BECAUSE I'M BEING REALLY SELECTIVE.
MELODY(1): HERE IT IS, BOW WOW.

[ MELODY(1) leaves ]


[ ALLISON(1) enters ]

JAVIER(2): ALL OF THAT HAS MOVED EAST TODAY.

[ JAVIER(2) leaves ]


[ TIA(2) enters ]

ALLISON(1): HELLO STORM.
TIA(2): CAN Y'ALL SKATE?
ALLISON(1): YES I'M GOING TO GET THAT DOOR!
TIA(2): ALL RIGHT, SO IS THIS THIS IS CHAIR RAIL DOWN.
ALLISON(1): A LITTLE BRIEFING ON TOMORROW.
TIA(2): AND NOT A SOUL ABOUND.

[ REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS ]


[ YODELING CHORUS ]

TIA(2): DID YOU ENJOY GOING TO SCHOOL ON EARTH?
ALLISON(1): CAN I QUICKLY LET YOU KNOW WHAT IAD IN MIND?

[ HUMS ]

TIA(2): SCHOOL  XT WEEK.

[ TIA(2) leaves ]


[ ROBIN(2) enters ]

ROBIN(2): HELLO DADDY.

[ ALLISON(1) leaves ]


[ ANGEL(1) enters ]

ANGEL(1): BUT THEN I TOOK DRUNKEN BOXING.
ROBIN(2): A WEEK OF PASSION.
ANGEL(1): GIVE ME A BREAK, PAL.
ROBIN(2): WELL, THEN LET ME TELL YOU WHAT IS.
ANGEL(1): NO JACK BROKE HIM OUT.
ROBIN(2): NOW, TELL ME ABOUT THE TUNNELS.
ANGEL(1): ISN'T THAT SEX?
ANGEL(1): BECAUSE OF THE GAZELLE.

[ WOMAN'S VOICE ]


[ ANGEL(1) leaves ]


[ LESLEY(1) enters ]

LESLEY(1): BECAUSE I'M BEING REALLY SELECTIVE.

[ ROBIN(2) leaves ]


[ CESAR(2) enters ]

LESLEY(1): COME ON, PLEASE!
CESAR(2): IS THAT HER?

[ MICHAEL SCREAMING ]


[ MICROWAVE BEEPS ]


[ CESAR(2) leaves ]


[ FRANCES(2) enters ]

FRANCES(2): HELLO ICE CREAM.
LESLEY(1): BEING IN CHARGE IS NOT A POPULARITY CONTEST.
FRANCES(2): BUT I SAID THERE WAS MORE.

[ CHEERS A APPLAUSE ]

LESLEY(1): IS THERE INCIDENTAL CONTACT?
FRANCES(2): YOU'RE THERE FOR ME, TOO.
LESLEY(1): HOW ABOUT BLUE?
LESLEY(1): BLUE IT IS.
FRANCES(2): NO, YOU'RE NOT.
LESLEY(1): A BIRD MAY FLY OVER.
LESLEY(1): IF YOU'RE TANAKA, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ME?
LESLEY(1): FEEL IT.

[ FRANCES(2) leaves ]


[ DEEP VOICE ]


[ ROBYN(2) enters ]

LESLEY(1): IF DEEP BREATHER ISN'T AVAILABLE, USE THIS DEVICE.
ROBYN(2): GIVE ME ONE NIGHT AND A BOTTLE OF WINE.
ROBYN(2): ME AND SOME OF OUR KIDS AND DAUGHTER MAYA.

[ LOUIS ARMSTRONG ]

LESLEY(1): HOW ABOUT THAT?

[ THUNDER ]

ROBYN(2): WELL, THAT WOULD BE LOVELY.
LESLEY(1): IS THAT SHAKES A CHARACTER?
ROBYN(2): WAS THAT THE FUNERAL WE SAW YESTERDAY?

[ INDISTINCT SUTING ]

LESLEY(1): WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
ROBYN(2): SAW HIM AGAIN I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO.

[ MIMICKING ]


[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

ROBYN(2): I KNOW SOME WHO MIGHT.
LESLEY(1): BOY, THAT MUST HAVE BEEN HIS LAST LITTLE BITE, HUH?

[ LESLEY(1) leaves ]


[ ANGEL(1) enters ]


[ ROBYN(2) leaves ]


[ RENE(2) enters ]

RENE(2): AND SO DOES HIS DATE, KAT.
ANGEL(1): HELLO FRIEND.
ANGEL(1): FRIEND HUH?

[ NO AUDIO ]

ANGEL(1): HUH HUH, HUH?

[ SOBBING CONTINUES ]

ANGEL(1): NO I'M NOT SAYING THAT.

[ ALARM ]

ANGEL(1): SAYING HI TO THE MAN WHO GAVE ME LIFE AND HIS NAME.
RENE(2): IS THAT THE REAL YOU, OR IS THIS THE REAL YOU?

[ RENE(2) leaves ]


[ ANGELIA(2) enters ]

ANGELIA(2): ARE YOU, LIKE, SO DIZZY?

[ ANGELIA(2) leaves ]


[ ANA(2) enters ]


[ ANGEL(1) leaves ]

ANA(2): DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY PEOPLE SAW YOU?

[ BRANDON(1) enters ]


[ KNOCKS ON TABLE ]


[ GLASS BREAKING ]

ANA(2): HOW MANY TATERS DID YAZ HIT?
BRANDON(1): HELLO AL.
BRANDON(1): WILL THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY?
ANA(2): HOW MANY DID YOU GUYS BRING THIS TIME?
BRANDON(1): IS THAT RIGHT, FRANK?
ANA(2): YOU MAKE ME SICK!
BRANDON(1): I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES.
ANA(2): NO ENEMY MADE IT INTO THIS CITY.
ANA(2): CITY OR HIGHWAY?
BRANDON(1): AND THIS IS THE WALNUT?
ANA(2): ARE YOU SAYING THE ENDS JUSTIFIES THE MEANS?

[ VOMITING ]

BRANDON(1): BECAUSE THIS IS  JUST PHYSICAL.

[ SLURPS ]

ANA(2): NO, THIS IS SO GOOD, I'M ACTUALLY IN PAIN.
BRANDON(1): YEAH, THIS IS NICE.

[ ENGINE DIES ]

ANA(2): YES YOU CAN.
ANA(2): ENGINE IS NOT HERE.
ANA(2): I'M HERE TO MAKE MONEY.
BRANDON(1): IS THIS WHOLE CRAZY WORLD TURNING UPSIDE DOWN?

[ SHOUTING IN SPANISH ]

ANA(2): THE WORLD BENEATH THE SEA.
BRANDON(1): CRAZY AND FREAKY?
ANA(2): THIS WORLD SUCKS!

[ ANA(2) leaves ]


[ BARBARA(2) enters ]

BRANDON(1): AT THIS HOUR?
BARBARA(2): HEY PAL, BEAT IT!
BRANDON(1): IS THIS THE ONE YOU MEAN, SIGNORA?
BARBARA(2): YES WHY NOT?
BRANDON(1): LISTEN, THIS IS THE PENTHOUSE.
BARBARA(2): DON'T I GET SOME KIND OF PROTECTION?
BRANDON(1): PM THIS AFTERNOON.
BARBARA(2): NO WE JUST MET.

[ TOGETHER ]

BRANDON(1): IS THIS THING SPEEDING UP ON IT ITS OWN?
BARBARA(2): YES FINALLY.
BRANDON(1): IF THIS IS A JOKE, I'M NOT LAUGHING.
BARBARA(2): NO OTHER FORMULA DOES MORE.
BRANDON(1): NOW, THIS IS ATROPINE.

[ BARBARA(2) leaves ]


[ M(2) enters ]


[ BRANDON(1) leaves ]


[ GARY(1) enters ]


[ M(2) leaves ]


[ EUGENE(2) enters ]

EUGENE(2): HELLO ICE CREAM.
GARY(1): HELLO MOTHER.
EUGENE(2): HELLO KELLY.

[ SNICKERING ]

EUGENE(2): NO HOT WATER IN THE BUILDING.
EUGENE(2): A BIG CHANGE, THOUGH, BY TUESDAY.
GARY(1): AS AN ADULT I KNEW HOW MUCH I LEARNED FROM HIM.
EUGENE(2): BRITA WATER IS BETTER WATER.
GARY(1): MAYBE FROM THE STOREROOM.

[ THUMP ]

EUGENE(2): GUITARIST FROM SEATTLE.
GARY(1): FROM TANYA.
EUGENE(2): GUITARIST FROM SEATTLE.
GARY(1): ALL RIGHT, MISS TARO.
EUGENE(2): YES THANK YOU  VERY MUCH.

[ GARY(1) leaves ]


[ EUGENE(2) leaves ]


[ WILLIE(1) enters ]


[ DEMETRIUS(2) enters ]

WILLIE(1): HEY MISTER.
DEMETRIUS(2): HI HONEY.
WILLIE(1): ALL WE HAVE TO DO NOW IS SOLDER THESE FOUR SIDES.

[ CAR ALARM RINGS ]

WILLIE(1): AT FIRST, I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO HAVE A PROBLEM.

[ DOG GROWLING ]

WILLIE(1): GOING TO BE OKAY.

[ IMITATING NEW YORK ACCENT ]

WILLIE(1): IS THIS YOUR HALF A CAN OF SODA IN THE FRIDGE?
DEMETRIUS(2): ISN'T THAT WHOLE AREA A LITTLE IFFY?
WILLIE(1): YEAH, THIS IS NICE.

[ DOG PANTING ]

WILLIE(1): LITTLE BIT WET TODAY.
DEMETRIUS(2): YES YES YES!
WILLIE(1): BIT OF A BUG OF HIS, THIS AMATEUR GEOLOGY.

[ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ]

WILLIE(1): IS THIS NOT COOL?
DEMETRIUS(2): WET IN RALEIGH TODAY.
DEMETRIUS(2): COOL AS HELL.
WILLIE(1): BECAUSE THEY LI IT, THEY LIKE IT JUST AS MUCH AS I DO.
DEMETRIUS(2): AS A DISTANT BIRD.
WILLIE(1): HELL NO.
DEMETRIUS(2): BIRD ONE TO LIFT-OFF POSITION.
DEMETRIUS(2): POSITION MR LA FORGE.
WILLIE(1): YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LEAVE IT THERE?
DEMETRIUS(2): AND LIFT IT.
WILLIE(1): LEAVE A LITTLE FOR SOMEBODY ELSE?
WILLIE(1): Y'ALL JUST GONNA STAND AROUND LOOKING STUPID?
DEMETRIUS(2): NO THKS, LOU.
WILLIE(1): WELL, JUST TELL HIM YOU WANT THE SAAB.

[ SPEAKING ARABIC ]

DEMETRIUS(2): YES SO CONVENIENT.
WILLIE(1): BECAUSE WE HAVE A BABY TOGETHER.
DEMETRIUS(2): I'LL NEVER GET MY WINGS NOW.
WILLIE(1): BABY SAY THOSE WORDS THAT YOU KNOW SEND CHILLS UP MY SPINE.
WILLIE(1): I KNOW YOU KNOW, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I KNOW!
DEMETRIUS(2): MY SAVIOR AND LORD.
DEMETRIUS(2): KRAMER, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WILLIE(1): GOOD FOR YOU, LLOYD!
DEMETRIUS(2): MAYBE SOMETHING GOOD WILL COME OUT OF IT.

[ BELCHES ]

WILLIE(1): GOOD GIRL!

[ DEMETRIUS(2) leaves ]


[ NANCY(2) enters ]

NANCY(2): HELLO THERE.

[ RINGS ]

NANCY(2): SO, , WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?

[ SLAMS DOOR ]

NANCY(2): AND WE DON'T HAVE ANY TOOLS TO FIX IT.
NANCY(2): I HAVE NOT EVEN -- OOH!
NANCY(2): NO BUT YOU HAVE  HEARD OF HIM.

[ CEDRIC(1) enters ]

CEDRIC(1): FOR THE GIFTS, YOU CAN LOG ON TO OUR WEBSITE.
NANCY(2): A LOT OF WORKERS REALLY LIKE CANDY.
NANCY(2): AND HAVE YOU BEEN TESTED?
CEDRIC(1): HIM TRY IT.

[ CHURCH BELLS RINGING ]


[ TRYING TO WHISTLE ]

NANCY(2): THE CHURCH PINCH!

[ POWER TOOL HUMMING ]


[ ELAINE ]

CEDRIC(1): TOOL TIME!
NANCY(2): YES YOU CAN JUST FINISH UP MY MESS.
CEDRIC(1): THIS TIME YOU SHALL FINISH IT.

[ SCREAMS ]

CEDRIC(1): IS THIS PART SCARY?
NANCY(2): I SHALL CUT OUT THE WHITE BREAD.

[ SQUEAKS ]

NANCY(2): WE SHALL ALL BE CHANGED.
CEDRIC(1): WHERE SHALL WE GO?

[ NANCY(2) leaves ]


[ CEDRIC(1) leaves ]


[ TOMMY(2) enters ]


[ WARREN(1) enters ]

WARREN(1): BECAUSE IT JUST DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT.
TOMMY(2): WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?

[ TOMMY(2) leaves ]


[ TRAVIS(2) enters ]

WARREN(1): SEEM TO HAVE MISSED DESSERT.
TRAVIS(2): HOW SHALL I EXPLAIN?
WARREN(1): I HAVE NOT EVEN -- OOH!
WARREN(1): EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY TICKETS.
TRAVIS(2): MISSED I THINK.
WARREN(1): PARTNER, HAVE I EVER LET YOU DOWN BEFORE?
TRAVIS(2): TICKETS SEVERAL ACCIDENTS?
WARREN(1): I THINK SHE WAS WELL MANNERED.

[ MUSIC TEMPO QUICKENS ]


[ CHEERING ]

TRAVIS(2): I THINK SHE WAS WELL MANNERED.
WARREN(1): NO DICE.
WARREN(1): HOW WELL DOES SHE REALLY KNOW HER HUSBAND?
TRAVIS(2): COME UPSTAIRS FOR PINOCHLE.

[ GROWLS, PASSES GAS ]


[ HONKS ]


[ TRAVIS(2) leaves ]


[ JEFFREY(2) enters ]


[ WARREN(1) leaves ]


[ DANIEL(1) enters ]

JEFFREY(2): ALL THE BEST GIFTS, ALL IN ONE STORE.

[ STIFLED GRUNT ]

DANIEL(1): DON'T DRINK TOO MH.
JEFFREY(2): GIVE ME A MOMENT WHILE I TRY TO REACT WITH SURPRISE.

[ CROWD MURMURING ]

JEFFREY(2): AND GIVE HIM THE TRUTH?

[ SNEEZES, COUGHS ]

DANIEL(1): HAVE YOU TRIED THIS?
JEFFREY(2): YES BUT LOOK AT THE DELIVERY MAN.
DANIEL(1): LIKE MARCH.
DANIEL(1): IS THIS A ROUTINE YOU GUYS HAVE?

[ GASP ]

JEFFREY(2): ISN'T THIS A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT?

[ JEFFREY(2) leaves ]


[ CAROL(2) enters ]


[ DANIEL(1) leaves ]


[ STEVEN(1) enters ]

STEVEN(1): ALL THIS WATER!
CAROL(2): HI MOM.
STEVEN(1): DID -- DID YOU CALL AIDAN?
CAROL(2): YES LITTLE BOY.
STEVEN(1): A KEY RING FOR MARGE, KEY RING FOR BART.
STEVEN(1): BART ARE YOU READY TO GO TO.
CAROL(2): LITTLE HIGH FOR ME.
STEVEN(1): READY FOR THE MOST RELAXING, EXCITING DAY EVER?
CAROL(2): NO SIR, I WON'T.
STEVEN(1): ME CATCH PNEUMONIA?

[ STEVEN(1) leaves ]


[ FREDRICK(1) enters ]


[ CAROL(2) leaves ]


[ CANDY(2) enters ]

FREDRICK(1): YOU EVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS?
CANDY(2): HI SWEETIE.
FREDRICK(1): YEAH, THIS IS NICE.
CANDY(2): YES BUT ONLY FOR A SHORT TIME.

[ AMAZED MURMURING ]


[ RUMBA MUSIC PLAYS ]


[ GASPING, GROANING ]

FREDRICK(1): ALL RIGHT!

[ CANDY(2) leaves ]


[ BENJAMIN(2) enters ]

BENJAMIN(2): ARE YOU HAVING FUN THOUGH?
FREDRICK(1): AND RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE SERIOUSLY WASTING MY TIME.
BENJAMIN(2): BECAUSE WHY?

[ MISS CROCK ]

BENJAMIN(2): YOU READY TO PLAY?

[ RINGS ]


[ HELICOPTER ]


[ SINGING DISCORDANTLY ]


[ CHUCKLING EVILLY ]

BENJAMIN(2): HELLO I'VE STEVE BRYANT.

[ BENJAMIN(2) leaves ]


[ TYRONE(2) enters ]


[ FREDRICK(1) leaves ]


[ DEANA(1) enters ]


[ TYRONE(2) leaves ]


[ NEIL(2) enters ]

NEIL(2): HEY NORM!
DEANA(1): AS THE AIR SINKS IT PRETTY MUCH SCOURS OUT THE CLOUDS.
NEIL(2): YOU READY FOR YOUR LAST QUESTION?
DEANA(1): CLOUDS COME IN AT NIGHT.
NEIL(2): LAST YEAR.
NEIL(2): HOW MUCH WILL IT COST?

[ TELEPHONE ]


[ DOBERMAN MOANS ]

NEIL(2): DOBERMAN GET IN THAT JEEP!

[ ACID RO PLAYING ]


[ GARGLES ]

DEANA(1): WELL, THAT WOULD BE LOVELY.

[ DEANA(1) leaves ]


[ SHAUNA(1) enters ]


[ NEIL(2) leaves ]


[ MELINDA(2) enters ]

SHAUNA(1): AT LEAST NOTHING WE CAN RECOGNIZE.
MELINDA(2): GO AHEAD, TAKE THE KEYS, BUT YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THIS.
SHAUNA(1): BE VERY, VERY, CAREFUL.
MELINDA(2): LEAST YOU CAN DREAM ABOUT IT IF YOU CAN'T BE HERE.
SHAUNA(1): YES I LOVE IT, RICKI.
MELINDA(2): BE QUIET.

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]

MELINDA(2): LOVE MIAMI, MY ASS.
SHAUNA(1): HEY WE GOT TO GET GOING.
MELINDA(2): ASS OVER HERE!
SHAUNA(1): GOT IT, REALLY?
SHAUNA(1): REALLY TRULY, DID HAVE AN IDEAL MAN.
SHAUNA(1): TRULY YOU ALL LET IT GO.

[ MELINDA(2) leaves ]


[ KATHY(2) enters ]

SHAUNA(1): MAN THIS IS CRAZY.
SHAUNA(1): ALL RIGHT, I'VE GOT TO GET ME A CREW HERE, DON'T I?
SHAUNA(1): GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
KATHY(2): HEY I CAN PLAY LADY OF SPAIN.
KATHY(2): ENJOY YOUR TARTAR SAUCE, BOYS.

[ BELLS DINGING ]

KATHY(2): YOU WILL SEE ME SOON?
KATHY(2): YOU WILL GET INTO ANYTHING WITH ANY GIRL.
SHAUNA(1): YOU DON'T SAY?

[ DOOR CLOSES ]


[ SHAUNA(1) leaves ]


[ ASHLEY(1) enters ]


[ KATHY(2) leaves ]


[ KELLI(2) enters ]


[ ASHLEY(1) leaves ]


[ BRIDGET(1) enters ]

KELLI(2): CAN I HELP YOU, COUNSELOR?
KELLI(2): NO NO, RELAX.
BRIDGET(1): HI FOLKS.
BRIDGET(1): WHY DON'T YOU LIE DOWN AND LET ME LOOK AT IT?

[ BOTH LAUGHING ]

BRIDGET(1): WE DON'T AGREE.
BRIDGET(1): WE DON'T AGREE.
KELLI(2): OK WAIT A MINUTE.
BRIDGET(1): YES I DID.
KELLI(2): NO MATTER WHAT YOU LOVE TO DO,  BRING YOUR VISA RD.
KELLI(2): GET THE INTERNET THROUGH YOUR CABLE OR PHONE LINE.

[ BRIDGET(1) leaves ]


[ SHAUNA(1) enters ]


[ KELLI(2) leaves ]


[ DOMINIC(2) enters ]

DOMINIC(2): HELLO WELCOME BACK TO STREET SMARTS.
SHAUNA(1): WHY DON'T YOU WIN THE LOTTERY TOO?
DOMINIC(2): BECAUSE HAVING THE RIGHT CAR.
SHAUNA(1): EVERYBODY, BACK ON BOARD THE SUBMARINE!
DOMINIC(2): GET IT TOGETHER.
SHAUNA(1): NO I LIKE THIS.
SHAUNA(1): BECAUSE WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO IS CLEAN THESE.
DOMINIC(2): GIVE ME YOUR GUN.
SHAUNA(1): NO I, UH.
DOMINIC(2): YES GOVERNOR.
SHAUNA(1): YOU DON'T THINK THAT WILL BE FUN?
DOMINIC(2): I'LL GIVE YOU A LIFT.

[ SHOUTI AND CHEERS ]

SHAUNA(1): ARE YOU STILL TRACKING THE WAVE?
DOMINIC(2): LIKE MY CHRISTMAS GIFT?
SHAUNA(1): STILL GOT THAT HAIRCUT, HUH?
DOMINIC(2): HAVE YOUR MEN EVACUATE THAT TERMINAL.
SHAUNA(1): NO PROBLEM, JEFF.
DOMINIC(2): HUH GETTING KIND OF HOT AROUND HERE.
SHAUNA(1): IS THAT A FOOT?
DOMINIC(2): DID YOU HEAR ME, DAMN IT?
SHAUNA(1): NO I'M JUST SAYING.

[ DOMINIC(2) leaves ]


[ GARY(2) enters ]


[ SHAUNA(1) leaves ]


[ NIKKI(1) enters ]

GARY(2): ARE YOU THINKING GAY OR STRAIGHT?
NIKKI(1): HI ERIC.
NIKKI(1): THINKING CHAIR.
GARY(2): I JUST LOST ONE, SIR.

[ N:DEFAULT WEB SITE ]

NIKKI(1): YES I'M OLD.

[ FLOOR CREAKS ]

NIKKI(1): NO THIS ISN'T IT, EITHER.
NIKKI(1): A KNIFE THAT'LL NEVER GET DULL.

[ CAR HORN ]


[ NIKKI(1) leaves ]


[ IVAN(1) enters ]

IVAN(1): HI BUDDY.
GARY(2): YOU LIKE THE NUMBER EIGHT?

[ GARY(2) leaves ]


[ GREGORY(2) enters ]

GREGORY(2): HELLO MR SIMPSON.
IVAN(1): TODAY HORN GE HIS REASONS FOR "MING THE CALL."
GREGORY(2): YES TIGER.
IVAN(1): AND I HAD NO IDEA THAT THEY WOULD HAVE THIS.
IVAN(1): HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SUCH STRENGTH AND MASCULINITY?

[ SQUEEZING SOUNDS ]


[ SNORES ]

IVAN(1): IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE?

[ PLAYING MEXICAN MUSIC ]

IVAN(1): BECAUSE YOU'RE MY HERO.

[ GREGORY(2) leaves ]


[ RAYMOND(2) enters ]

IVAN(1): MEXICAN FOOD SEEMS TBE VERY SPICY.
RAYMOND(2): AS BY WHAT YOU DO FOR OTHERS.
RAYMOND(2): SEEMS LIKE A NO-WIN SITUATION.
IVAN(1): TOMORROW YOU'RE A JAPANESE WORKER WITH JAPANESE WIFE.
RAYMOND(2): JUST LIKE CLOCKWORK.

[ PARROT ]

IVAN(1): AND WHAT ABOUT ME?
RAYMOND(2): I LIKE SAKE.

[ VEHICLE APPROACHING ]

RAYMOND(2): ME KENT BROCKMAN.

[ ANNOUNCER ]


[ SPLASH ]

IVAN(1): HOW ABOUT THE SCHOOLGIRL UNIFORM?
RAYMOND(2): CAN I GET SOME LOVE?

[ RAYMOND(2) leaves ]


[ IVAN(1) leaves ]


[ THOMAS(2) enters ]


[ ERIKA(1) enters ]


[ THOMAS(2) leaves ]


[ ERIKA(1) leaves ]


[ MARC(2) enters ]


[ DEBORAH(1) enters ]

DEBORAH(1): HEY WATCH IT!
MARC(2): WELL, WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS?

[ VOMITING ]


[ DIALING ]

DEBORAH(1): GOOD SHOW.
MARC(2): OKAY, WHAT COLOR IS THE BIKE?
MARC(2): NO PROBABLY.
MARC(2): DID I SAY THAT?
DEBORAH(1): NO -- ALL RIGHT.
MARC(2): YES ME, TOO.
DEBORAH(1): BECAUSE NO ONE HAS GONE THIS FAST.
DEBORAH(1): GONE LIKE THE WIND.

[ SMACKING ]


[ LL TOLLS ]


[ RUSSIAN ]


[ DEBORAH(1) leaves ]


[ HEIDI(1) enters ]


[ MARC(2) leaves ]


[ MEGHAN(2) enters ]

MEGHAN(2): BUT WE'VE BARELY SCRATCHED THE SURFACE.
HEIDI(1): GOOD GOOD.
HEIDI(1): CAN THIS MAN BE TRUSTED?
MEGHAN(2): YES SWEETHEART.
HEIDI(1): BE CAREFUL AS THE FOG COULD BE LOCALLY DENSE.
MEGHAN(2): NO NO, NOT IN PUBLIC.

[ COUGHS ]


[ CREAKING, RUMBLING ]


[ MEGHAN(2) leaves ]


[ MANUEL(2) enters ]


[ HEIDI(1) leaves ]


[ MANUEL(2) leaves ]


[ BERNADETTE(1) enters ]


[ CHRIS(2) enters ]

BERNADETTE(1): IS THIS A GOOD PLACE TO FIGHT ACNE?
CHRIS(2): AT MY HOTEL, MAYBE?
BERNADETTE(1): CAN YOU SEE THAT FAR UP?
CHRIS(2): NO, THIS IS SO GOOD, I'M ACTUALLY IN PAIN.

[ LOUDSPEAKER ]

BERNADETTE(1): PAIN IS THE CLEANSER!
CHRIS(2): UP TO EIGHT HOURS OF RELIEF.
BERNADETTE(1): BECAUSE THEY LIKE IT, THEY LIKE IT JUST AS MUCH AS I DO.
CHRIS(2): HOURS OF RELIEF OF.
BERNADETTE(1): MUCH COLDER AIR IS GOING TO DIG INTO THE AIR.
CHRIS(2): ALL RIGHT, LET ME PUT IT TO THE TEST.
BERNADETTE(1): I'M GOING TO MISS YOU.

[ HANGS UP ]

BERNADETTE(1): I'M GOING TO CALL HIM BACK AGAIN.
BERNADETTE(1): BACK IN HANOVER, WE'D TAKE SUNDAYS OFF.
CHRIS(2): AIR TRAFFIC LOST IT ON RADAR.
CHRIS(2): AND TAKE ATTORNEY REYNOLDS OUTSIDE.
BERNADETTE(1): WE'RE GOING TO EVEREST, OKAY?

[ WHACK ]


[ HORN BLOWS ]

BERNADETTE(1): GOING FOR THE SUNSET FLIP.
BERNADETTE(1): YES AND HER FATHER.

[ UPBEAT PERCUSSIVE MUSIC ]

CHRIS(2): HER GOAL IS TO GET A KISS FROM ME.
BERNADETTE(1): HOW MUCH LONGER UNTIL WE CLEAR THE RIFT?
CHRIS(2): KISS ME, BABY, AND HO ROMANTIC.
CHRIS(2): MUCH BETTER AND MUCH LESS EXPENSIVE.

[ DOG TALKING ]

BERNADETTE(1): SO MUCH IS HAPPENING.

[ JINGLE BELLSPLAYS ]

BERNADETTE(1): I'D MUCH RATHER DANCE.
CHRIS(2): BABY SAY THOSE WORDS THAT YOU KNOW SEND CHILLS UP MY SPINE.
CHRIS(2): UP NEXT, MATT DOES KARAOKE.
BERNADETTE(1): YOU DANCE AMAZINGLY WELL, MR BOND.

[ BERNADETTE(1) leaves ]


[ KATHERINE(1) enters ]


[ CHRIS(2) leaves ]


[ DAMIAN(2) enters ]

DAMIAN(2): A SECOND MONTH SUPPLY IS YOURS FREE.
KATHERINE(1): HEY LOOK!
DAMIAN(2): GO AWAY, TIM!
KATHERINE(1): HOW MUCH IS IT WORTH?
DAMIAN(2): ALL THE OLDER GIRLS WERE AT WO.
KATHERINE(1): SCOOP AWAY CONTROLS STINKY ODORS BETTER.
KATHERINE(1): YOU WERE GOING FOR "BRIDGE" THERE, WEREN'T YOU?
DAMIAN(2): I GOING TO DO WITH THAT?
KATHERINE(1): NO THEM KIDS BEEN INHERE.
DAMIAN(2): OKAY PULL BACK LITTLE.

[ DAMIAN(2) leaves ]


[ TYLER(2) enters ]


[ KATHERINE(1) leaves ]


[ GLEN(1) enters ]

GLEN(1): HEY NO MORE TIME TRAVEL FOR ME.
TYLER(2): YOU'RE GOING TO TRY IT?
TYLER(2): YOUR BOYS SHOULD STAY IN THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD.
TYLER(2): NO SUGAR, A LITTLE VANILLA.

[ TYLER(2) leaves ]


[ JAIME(2) enters ]

GLEN(1): YES I'LL PUT OUR BEST MAN ON IT AT ONCE.
JAIME(2): HI RICKI.
GLEN(1): HEY WHERE?

[ BLEEP ]

JAIME(2): BUT ONCE HE WARMS UP, HE JUST KEEPS TALKING.
GLEN(1): MAYBE WE SHOULD.

[ UPBEAT MUSIC ]

GLEN(1): AND FIRST, WE'RE TRACKING THE HOT SPOTS FOR YOUR MORNING COMMUTE.
JAIME(2): KEEPS GOING LIKE THIS, YOU MIGHT BE LANDING BEFORE WE DO.

[ DRUMROLL ]

GLEN(1): ARE YOU GUYS STILL SINGLE?
JAIME(2): WE'RE GOING DOWN.

[ GLEN(1) leaves ]


[ DREW(1) enters ]

JAIME(2): GOING RIGHT NOW.
DREW(1): HI SWEET BABY.
JAIME(2): BUT WHAT CAN WE DO ABOUT THE AIR WE BREATHE?
DREW(1): THE SWEET THINGS IN LIFE.
DREW(1): NOW, ABOUT THAT  HONEYMOON.
JAIME(2): HOW ABOUT IT?
JAIME(2): ABOUT YOUR LIES.
DREW(1): ABOUT HER?
JAIME(2): WHERE YOUR FRIEND IS WAITING.

[ ALARM ]

DREW(1): ALL THIS, IN THE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN HOME.
JAIME(2): WAITING FOR POSITION.
JAIME(2): TAKE THIS OFFICER AFT.

[ JAIME(2) leaves ]


[ WESLEY(2) enters ]


[ DREW(1) leaves ]


[ BRIAN(1) enters ]

BRIAN(1): REMEMBER YOUR SEA OF SHOES AND CLOTHES?
BRIAN(1): CLOTHES WERE FITTING BETTER, GETTING INTO SMALLER SIZES.

[ BRIAN(1) leaves ]


[ ALEXANDER(1) enters ]

WESLEY(2): BECAUSE BOND IS DEAD?

[ WESLEY(2) leaves ]


[ STACY(2) enters ]

ALEXANDER(1): IS THIS REALLY WHAT THEY DO IN SIBERIA?
STACY(2): HEY HEY, UH.

[ FIREFIGHTERS SHOUTING ]

STACY(2): HEY, HEY, HEY!
STACY(2): YOU GOING TO SHOW ME?

[ TV NOISE ]

ALEXANDER(1): NO MAN!
STACY(2): YOU'RE GOING DOWN.
STACY(2): GOING DOWN THIS VERY ROAD.
ALEXANDER(1): SO, WHAT DO YOU DO, NOW?

[ CHILDRENCREAMING ]

STACY(2): VERY UNUSUAL.
ALEXANDER(1): OKAY, WHAT THE HEY?
STACY(2): IS THIS OF ANY VALUE AT ALL?
STACY(2): VALUE IS YOURS, ABSOLUTELY FREE.
ALEXANDER(1): YES OF COURSE, MINISTER.

[ CROWD CHANTING ]

STACY(2): AND, WHAT ELSE?

[ DING ]

STACY(2): YES HE DID.
ALEXANDER(1): ARE YOU AND GEORGE GOING OUT A LITTLE LATER?
STACY(2): DING DING, DING.
ALEXANDER(1): BECAUSE I FELT GUILTY ABOUT SOMETHING I'D DONE.
STACY(2): BILLY, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?
STACY(2): SOMETHING ABOUT THIS CONCERNS ME.
ALEXANDER(1): I HAVE DIARRHEA.
STACY(2): ABOUT TEN MONTHS.
ALEXANDER(1): ME TOO!
STACY(2): TEN MINUTES TO START.
ALEXANDER(1): YES GEORGE, YES.
STACY(2): SERIOUSLY -- WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR RIGHT NOW?
STACY(2): GEORGE I'M SORRY.
ALEXANDER(1): I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
ALEXANDER(1): HERE IT COMES.
STACY(2): LOOKING GOOD RIGHT NOW.
ALEXANDER(1): GOOD SWEAT, BEADS OF SWEAT, SWEATING BLETS.
STACY(2): COMES OFF OF SCREEN AND CURLS RIGHT INTO HIS SHOT.

[ POUNDING ON WALL ]

STACY(2): GETTING INTO THE SPIRIT?
STACY(2): GETTING BAD OUT THERE?
STACY(2): OUT OF THE WAY.
STACY(2): BAD INFLUENCE, MY ASS!

[ STACY(2) leaves ]


[ MELISSA(2) enters ]

MELISSA(2): A POTENT STORM SPINNING THROUGH THE WESTERN LAKES.
MELISSA(2): SO, GEORGE, WHY ARE YOU HERE?
MELISSA(2): HEY, GEORGE, CAN YOU FEEL THIS?
MELISSA(2): TAKE THIS OFFICER AFT.

[ KIM(1) enters ]


[ MARY(2) enters ]

MARY(2): HELLO ICE CREAM.
KIM(1): HELLO AGAIN.

[ DRAMATIC VOICE ]

MARY(2): AGAIN GO WITH HYDE.
KIM(1): YES AND YOU MUST BE TIRED.
MARY(2): YES WITH THE EAGLE EYE.

[ CONVERSATIONS CONTINUE ]


[ SPITS ]


[ CHRISTIE GIGGLING ]

KIM(1): UP WITH THAT, MIKE?

[ TV CHANNELS CHANGING ]

MARY(2): BE TRUE TO THE GAME, YOU KNO WHAT I'M SAYING?
KIM(1): WRONG WITH YOU?
MARY(2): CHANGING OVER TO SNOW IN BOSTON CHANGING OVER RAIN.
MARY(2): BOSTON PICKING UP ACTION WITH SOME OF THE CLOUDS.
KIM(1): OUT WITH THE BIG CAN, IN WITH THE CANISTER.
MARY(2): I SOME SORT OF WISE ASS.
MARY(2): GET SOME POWDER!
MARY(2): SORT OF LIKE A FOOTBALL FLASHBACK.

[ KIM(1) leaves ]


[ JAY(1) enters ]


[ MARY(2) leaves ]


[ SHANNON(2) enters ]

SHANNON(2): HELLO HELLO, HELLO.

[ GIGGLING ]

JAY(1): AT LEAST ANTHONY FINALLY MADE SOME SENSE.
SHANNON(2): WELL, HELLO THERE.
JAY(1): I SOME SORT OF WISE ASS.
SHANNON(2): GET SOME SUN?
SHANNON(2): HAD SOME INTERESTING TIMES TOGETHER, LING.
JAY(1): TRY SOME OF THIS LOBSTER.
JAY(1): WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU, MIKEY?
SHANNON(2): INTERESTING PAST.
JAY(1): YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU?
JAY(1): PAST THE HOUR AND AT MEANS TIME FOR "STORM WATCH."
SHANNON(2): THANK YOU, MA'AM.
SHANNON(2): MA'AM YOU'RE SITTING HERE.
SHANNON(2): GOOD STUFF.
JAY(1): AND WHAT ABOUT THIS HOME RIGHT HERE ?
SHANNON(2): NO, YOU'RE MAKING THIS TOO HARD!

[ SHANNON(2) leaves ]


[ TONI(2) enters ]

JAY(1): A BLUE-COLLAR BAR.
JAY(1): DON'T GO AWA START RUNNING.
TONI(2): AS WELL AS A MUSTY ODOR, YOU KNOW, THAT YOU CAN'T DESCRIBE.

[ TONI(2) leaves ]


[ SERENA(2) enters ]

JAY(1): IS THIS A FRESH PLANE?
JAY(1): DESCRIBE YOUR TAVERN IN ONE WORD.
SERENA(2): HELLO CE AGAIN.
JAY(1): SO, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
SERENA(2): HELLO JACK.

[ SERENA(2) leaves ]


[ CLAYTON(2) enters ]

CLAYTON(2): HELLO PRETTY LADY.

[ JAY(1) leaves ]


[ CAREY(1) enters ]

CLAYTON(2): ALL RIGHT, LET ME PUT IT TO THE TEST.
CAREY(1): GIVE ME SOME PEANUTS.
CLAYTON(2): LADY IF YOU WANT A SANDWICH, I'LL MAKE YOU A SANDWICH.
CAREY(1): TEST DRIVE.
CLAYTON(2): YOU MAKE A PRETTY STRONG CASE.
CAREY(1): WANT IN?
CLAYTON(2): YES I MUST.
CLAYTON(2): ALL ROCKET GUNS.
CAREY(1): STRONG MEDICINE TO HELP HEAL.

[ CAREY(1) leaves ]


[ TERRANCE(1) enters ]


[ CLAYTON(2) leaves ]


[ ANDREW(2) enters ]

TERRANCE(1): COME ON, WE'D BETTER HURRY.
ANDREW(2): CAN YOU SWIM?
TERRANCE(1): DON'T COME ANY CLOSER.
ANDREW(2): BETTER HURRY UP.

[ ROCK MUSIC ]


[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ]

ANDREW(2): ANY HIGHER, MY EARS WILL POP.
ANDREW(2): PLAYING THE DOLPHINS TONIGHT.
ANDREW(2): POP THE LID.
TERRANCE(1): BECAUSE YOU TRUST ME.

[ ANDREW(2) leaves ]


[ JOEL(2) enters ]

TERRANCE(1): ALL I WANT TO DO IS CELEBRATE.
JOEL(2): BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE GOING, I CAN'T MOVE.
TERRANCE(1): DON'T YOU SPIT AT ME.
TERRANCE(1): GO AHEAD, SAY IT.
JOEL(2): AND WHAT WOULD THOSE BE?

[ SNICKERING ]


[ BABY TALK ]


[ DOG PANTING ]


[ JOEL(2) leaves ]


[ JERRY(2) enters ]

TERRANCE(1): THANK YOU, LIEUTENANT.
JERRY(2): HEY MAIL BLOWS.
TERRANCE(1): DOG HAS FLEAS.
JERRY(2): WHAT WOULD MR BIG WANT WITH A TWO-BIT ISLAND DIPLOMAT?
JERRY(2): WHAT ISLAND ARE YOU FROM?
TERRANCE(1): A LITTLE DRIED ROSEMARY ON THERE.
JERRY(2): SERIOUSLY, WHAT DO YOU CARE WHAT I WEAR?

[ TARA GIGGLES ]

TERRANCE(1): ALL I REMEMBER IS COWS, JUST COWS EVERYWHERE.
JERRY(2): IS THERE MAYBE SOME WAY I COULD EXCHANGE IT?
JERRY(2): COWS ARE DISGUSTING.

[ KNOCKS ON DOOR ]


[ TERRANCE(1) leaves ]


[ RALPH(1) enters ]

RALPH(1): HEY, WHAT IS IT?

[ MICHAEL SCREAMING ]

RALPH(1): GO ON AND FALL OFF THE CLIFF.
JERRY(2): A TRUCK LIKE THIS ISN'T BUILT IN A FACTORY.
RALPH(1): FALL RIGHT IN, FATHER.
JERRY(2): IS THIS WHOLE CRAZY WORLD TURNING UPSIDE DOWN?

[ SHIP'S ALARM SOUNDING ]

JERRY(2): FATHER CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
RALPH(1): ARE YOU SURE WE'RE GOING THE RIGHT WAY?

[ RALPH(1) leaves ]


[ JOSUE(1) enters ]


[ JERRY(2) leaves ]


[ DENISE(2) enters ]

JOSUE(1): HEY WE CAN USE OUR LIGHTS, TOO.
DENISE(2): HELLO BOYS.

[ GROWLING, BARKING ]

JOSUE(1): GOING TO BE GOOD.
DENISE(2): SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO ABOUT IT?
JOSUE(1): BE A PART OF IT ALL.
DENISE(2): OK, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SCREEN NAME?
JOSUE(1): ABOUT ME?
DENISE(2): YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS.
DENISE(2): ABOUT TWO MONTHS AGO, I SLEPT WITH JEREMY.
JOSUE(1): ME GIVEN AN OUNCE OF ENCOURAGEMENT.
DENISE(2): HEY, WHAT KIND OF A MORON LEAVES THE KEYS IN THE IGNITION?

[ SQUISH ]


[ RADIO ]

DENISE(2): MOSCOW RADIO IS ALREADY SAYING WE DID IT.

[ CONGREGATION LAUGHING ]


[ HELICOPTER APPROACHING ]

DENISE(2): WE'RE APPROACHING THE WAVE.
DENISE(2): APPROACHING CENTRAL COMMAND.
DENISE(2): APPROACHING MONGOLIA.

[ BIRDS FLUERING ]

DENISE(2): STOP SAYING DIRTY STUFF FOA SECOND, WOULD YA?

[ JOSUE(1) leaves ]


[ GEORGE(1) enters ]


[ DENISE(2) leaves ]


[ JENNIFER(2) enters ]

GEORGE(1): A CURVE, AS.
JENNIFER(2): HI I'M JOHN DALY.
JENNIFER(2): BECAUSE I THINK EVERYBODY WOULD LOVE TO KNOW.
JENNIFER(2): BUT I ORDERED PIZZA.
GEORGE(1): OK, WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?
GEORGE(1): YES THROW!

[ DOBERMAN MOANS ]


[ GEORGE(1) leaves ]


[ LEE(1) enters ]


[ JENNIFER(2) leaves ]


[ CARLOS(2) enters ]


[ LEE(1) leaves ]


[ RAQUEL(1) enters ]

RAQUEL(1): ALL I WANT TO DO IS CELEBRATE.
CARLOS(2): COME ON, GOD DAMN IT!
RAQUEL(1): NO MORPHINE FOR ME.
CARLOS(2): WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT A GET LEAN?
RAQUEL(1): ME CATCH PNEUMONIA?
RAQUEL(1): LEAN FORWARD AND RELAX.
CARLOS(2): LOSE THE DIRT AND SAVE THE SPACE.
RAQUEL(1): AND WHAT WIL IRAQ LOOK LIKE A YEAR FROM NOW?
CARLOS(2): OH, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME?

[ BARKS ]


[ CARLOS(2) leaves ]

RAQUEL(1): NO ANYTHING BUT ONIONS!

[ ALISHA(2) enters ]

ALISHA(2): BECAUSE THE BODY WAS JUST NOT THERE.
ALISHA(2): I JUST LOST ONE, SIR.
RAQUEL(1): ME CATCH PNEUMONIA?

[ PARTY MUSIC ]

RAQUEL(1): SIR WE HAVE A PROBLEM ON OUR HANDS.
RAQUEL(1): YOU HAVE A GO FOR FOURTH ORBIT.

[ HELICOPTER APPROACHING ]


[ ALISHA(2) leaves ]


[ HOWARD(2) enters ]

HOWARD(2): YOU'LL CATCH YOUR DEATH OF COLD.

[ RAQUEL(1) leaves ]


[ LAURIE(1) enters ]

HOWARD(2): PLEASE, JUST CAN YOU GET IN?
LAURIE(1): PARTNER, HAVE I EVER LET YOU DOWN BEFORE?
HOWARD(2): UP YOUR FERRARI.
LAURIE(1): YES YOU CAN, VERY MUCH.
LAURIE(1): MUCH LIKE A NEUTERED DOG, YOU DON'T GET IT, BUNDY.

[ HOWARD(2) leaves ]


[ GUILLERMO(2) enters ]

LAURIE(1): NO TONGUE.
GUILLERMO(2): HEY MAN, YOU SEE WE GET PRIVACY.
LAURIE(1): BECAUSE I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

[ LAURIE(1) leaves ]


[ JODY(1) enters ]

GUILLERMO(2): COME ON.

[ MUMBLES, INDISTINCT ]

GUILLERMO(2): ALL WOODY DID WAS SAY, GET HELP.
JODY(1): BECAUSE YOU'RE A NASTY PROSTITUTE WHORE.
GUILLERMO(2): NOT YOUR FAULT, THOUGH, HUH?
GUILLERMO(2): AT YOUR SERVICE.

[ BLEATS ]


[ POWER SANDER WHIRRING ]


[ PASSES GAS ]

JODY(1): A RAMP!
GUILLERMO(2): SO, YOU'RE JUST GOING TO PAY LIP SERVICE TO OUR CHURCH?
JODY(1): GAS CLOTHES.
GUILLERMO(2): YOU'RE GOING DOWN.

[ IN JA-KAL'S VOICE ]

JODY(1): YES I'D BE MORE THAN HAPPY.
GUILLERMO(2): I'M GOING TO CALL HIM BACK AGAIN.
JODY(1): HAPPY HANUKKAH, TIFFANY.
GUILLERMO(2): I'M GOING TO TRY AND SELL THE VAN TO A LOT.
GUILLERMO(2): I'M GOING TO CALL HIM BACK AGAIN.
JODY(1): HIM AND ELAINE ARE GETTING CHUMMY.
GUILLERMO(2): BACK OUT FOR HERRING.

[ GUILLERMO(2) leaves ]


[ JACK(2) enters ]

JACK(2): HEY COME ON, COME ON.

[ JODY(1) leaves ]


[ CARRIE(1) enters ]


[ WHISTLES ]

JACK(2): OKAY, YOU'RE GETTING SEVEN DOLLARS CHANGE, RIGHT?
CARRIE(1): HELLO EVERYBODY, AND WELCOME TO "THE VIEW."
JACK(2): THIS RIGHT HERE?
JACK(2): ARE YOU LIVING IN THE REFUGEE CAMP?
CARRIE(1): NOW YOU'RE GETTING A GUN AND A WET SUIT.
JACK(2): WE'RE HERE TO INTRODUCE NEW TUMS LASTING EFFECTS.
CARRIE(1): ARE YOU GUYS HERE TO GET YOUR LITTLE GROOVE ON?
JACK(2): HELLO, WE'RE YOUR PERSONAL ASSISTANTS.
JACK(2): HELLO KEN.

[ JACK(2) leaves ]

CARRIE(1): ARE YOU SAYING THE ENDS JUSTIFIES THE MEANS?

[ CHRISTY(2) enters ]

CHRISTY(2): BECAUSE ANY GROWN MAN AAT KNOWS HOW TO DANCE.
CARRIE(1): ARE YOU ON MEDICATION?

[ SHOWER RUNNING ]

CARRIE(1): RUNNING OUT OF TIME, HURRY, HURRY!
CHRISTY(2): ANY OUTDOOR SHOPPING A LITTLE SHOPPING.

[ OMI'S VOICE ]


[ DIALING ]


[ PARROT SCREECHES ]

CARRIE(1): IT JUST MEANS EATING?

[ CHRISTY(2) leaves ]


[ MARK(2) enters ]


[ CARRIE(1) leaves ]


[ CLINTON(1) enters ]


[ MARK(2) leaves ]


[ DOUGLAS(2) enters ]

DOUGLAS(2): HELLO HELLO.

[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]

DOUGLAS(2): A HORSE HOPELESSLY STUCK IN THE MUD.
CLINTON(1): I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT.
DOUGLAS(2): ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE HER CALLING HER MOM?

[ DOG SNARLING ]

CLINTON(1): KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO, ASIA?

[ AUDIENCE YELLING ]

DOUGLAS(2): YOU'RE GOING DOWN.
CLINTON(1): YES CHANGE.
DOUGLAS(2): GOING TO THE MOVIES IS FUN.
DOUGLAS(2): YOU'RE GOING LIKE THAT?
CLINTON(1): YOU'RE GOING LIKE THAT?
DOUGLAS(2): GOING TO BE GOOD.
CLINTON(1): GOING FOR THE GOLD.
DOUGLAS(2): THIS JUST GAY FIRST DAY OR ARE WE GOING TO SEE THIS CONTINUE?

[ SHIP'S ALARM SOUNDING ]


[ KIDS GASP ]

DOUGLAS(2): THIS SHIP HAS SAILED.
CLINTON(1): CONTINUE GIRLS.
DOUGLAS(2): TAKE THIS OFFICER AFT.

[ WOMAN'S VOICE ]


[ QUIET, NIGHTTIME SOUNDS ]


[ CHEERS AN APPLAUSE ]


[ CREAKING, RUMBLING ]


[ BRAKES SQUEAL ]

CLINTON(1): THE WHAT ONE?

[ BELLS RING ]


[ GROW ]


[ DOORKNOB JIGGLING ]

DOUGLAS(2): CHEERS WILL BE YOURS, SAM.

[ DOUGLAS(2) leaves ]


[ CLINTON(1) leaves ]


[ GERALD(2) enters ]


[ JOHNNY(1) enters ]

GERALD(2): HEY KRAMER, YOU WANT TO BORROW SOMETHING?
JOHNNY(1): BUT WHAT DID YOU SAY OVER LUNCH, CHARLIE?
GERALD(2): NOBODY WILL BELIEVE RUSSIA DESTROYED ITS OWN SPACECRAFT.
JOHNNY(1): BECAUSE I'D HAVE A TOUGH TIME THINKING OF YOU AS MY MOM.

[ MEOW ]

JOHNNY(1): I HAVE NONE TO GIVE YOU.
GERALD(2): THIS JUST GAY FIRST DAY OR ARE WE GOING TO SEE THIS CONTINUE?

[ SNICKERS ]

GERALD(2): CONTINUE GIRLS.
GERALD(2): COME ON, GUYS, THIS PLACE HAS IT ALL.
JOHNNY(1): YOU BELIEVE IT?

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

GERALD(2): WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED, NUMBER ONE?
JOHNNY(1): IS THIS AN ELK OR A DEER?
GERALD(2): WELL, WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS?

[ BLEEP, BLEEP ]

GERALD(2): WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, NOT TRY?

[ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ]

JOHNNY(1): A SHINY NEW DIME.

[ WOMAN, INDISTINCT ]

GERALD(2): BUT WHAT CAN WE DO ABOUT THE AIR WE BREATHE?

[ ALL TALKING AT ONCE ]

GERALD(2): HOW ABOUT THIS FOR MY INTRODUCTION?
JOHNNY(1): AIR DUCTS OPEN.

[ GERALD(2) leaves ]


[ EDWIN(2) enters ]


[ JOHNNY(1) leaves ]


[ REBEKAH(1) enters ]

EDWIN(2): HELLO ILENE, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
REBEKAH(1): NOW WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
REBEKAH(1): YES I'M BACK.

[ ENGINE DOESN'T START ]


[ CONGREGATION CHUCKLING ]

REBEKAH(1): SO WHAT MOVIES DID YOU RENT, CASANOVA?

[ DOGS GROWLING ]


[ REBEKAH(1) leaves ]


[ ABIGAIL(1) enters ]


[ EDWIN(2) leaves ]


[ TAMARA(2) enters ]

ABIGAIL(1): HEY WHAT WAS THAT?
ABIGAIL(1): COME ON IN HERE.
TAMARA(2): GIVE ME YOUR FOOT.
ABIGAIL(1): NO LEATHER!
TAMARA(2): BUT THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED.
TAMARA(2): GIVE IT TO ME.
ABIGAIL(1): ISN'T THAT BETTER?

[ ABIGAIL(1) leaves ]


[ CHAD(1) enters ]

CHAD(1): ARE YOU FEELING THAT?
TAMARA(2): NO SMALL THING, RYAN, AI RECALL.
CHAD(1): I'M JUST SCARED TO TALK TO JANET AND ALBERT.
TAMARA(2): BUT THIS IS HALF OF WHAT WE PAID YOU.
CHAD(1): I JUST WANT YOU.

[ CHAD(1) leaves ]


[ KELLIE(1) enters ]

KELLIE(1): ALL OF THOSE GREAT FLAVORS.

[ TAMARA(2) leaves ]


[ CARMEN(2) enters ]

KELLIE(1): THOSE FORTUNETELLERS HIT IT ON THE NOSE SOMETIMES.
CARMEN(2): HI GEORGE.
CARMEN(2): HIT THE ROAD.
KELLIE(1): NO TOP!

[ CARMEN(2) leaves ]


[ JO(2) enters ]

KELLIE(1): ALL RIGHT, A LITTLE ONION.
KELLIE(1): TOP AND BOTTOM BAKING.

[ COW MOOS ]

JO(2): HEY SON.
KELLIE(1): BOTTOM LINE.
JO(2): YES ER, UH, WROTE IT, UH.
JO(2): SO, WHAT COLOR SHOULD WE PUT IN THAT CORNER?
KELLIE(1): LINE IT UP ON THE TOP.
KELLIE(1): YOU JUST LIKE IT PLAIN?
JO(2): WROTE ON THESE.
KELLIE(1): ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, CAPTAIN?
JO(2): GOOD WORKOUT?

[ CLEARS THROAT ]


[ JO(2) leaves ]


[ ROY(2) enters ]

KELLIE(1): YES I AM SURE.

[ KELLIE(1) leaves ]


[ SHARON(1) enters ]

SHARON(1): HELLO FELLOW DENIZENS.

[ SHARON(1) leaves ]


[ JO(1) enters ]


[ ROY(2) leaves ]


[ DARYL(2) enters ]

DARYL(2): HELLO SIR.
JO(1): A GIRL CAN HOPE.
DARYL(2): ARE YOU BERNIE MAC?

[ PLAYING "BE MY BABY" ]

JO(1): STOP PLAYING GAMES WITH ME!
DARYL(2): ALL RIGHT, JERAMIE.
JO(1): BE THE DOMINANT PREDATOR.

[ SEDUCTIVELY ]


[ DRUM ROLL ]

DARYL(2): YOU LIKE SHOPPING?
JO(1): YES GOD!
DARYL(2): SHOPPING RAGE.
JO(1): GOD GAVE YOU WHAT YOU GOT.
DARYL(2): AT OUR PLANT?
JO(1): NO I NEED YOU TO BE COMPLETELY UNDRESSED.

[ RUSSIAN ACCENT ]

DARYL(2): NO MA'AM.
JO(1): RUSSIAN SPECIAL SERVICES.
JO(1): MA'AM WE'RE  NOT COPS.
JO(1): SPECIAL GST STAR -- JENNIFER LOPEZ.
DARYL(2): AT LEAST ANTHONY FINALLY MADE SOME SENSE.
DARYL(2): JENNIFER LOPEZ.
JO(1): AS FAAS TAG TEAM GOES, THIS IS THE WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE.
DARYL(2): FINALLY THE SHAKES ARE WORKING FOR ME.
DARYL(2): TAG TEAM TURMOIL.
JO(1): SO, WE'RE GOING  TO THE BALCONY?

[ JO(1) leaves ]


[ AUDRA(1) enters ]


[ DARYL(2) leaves ]


[ TAMI(2) enters ]


[ TAMI(2) leaves ]


[ ROLAND(2) enters ]

AUDRA(1): HI ANGEL, HOW ARE YOU?
ROLAND(2): HI FOLKS.

[ THINKING ]

AUDRA(1): ARE YOU STILL GOING TO LOVE ME, BRITTANY, IN THE MORNING?
ROLAND(2): YES HE KEEPS ME VERY HAPPY.
AUDRA(1): ME AND HEATHER HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR YEARS.
ROLAND(2): STILL HAVING SEX.
AUDRA(1): EACH OF YOU GUYS CHOOSE ONE PERSON THE ENTIRE ROUND.
ROLAND(2): BUT MY FAVORITE OF ALL IS TO WATCH THIS.
ROLAND(2): ROUND TRIP.
ROLAND(2): TAKE THIS OFFICER AFT.
AUDRA(1): SEX IS JUST SEX.

[ TURNING WHEEL CREAKING ]

ROLAND(2): I JUST LOST ONE.
ROLAND(2): TURNING INTO MR HYDE OVER THERE.
ROLAND(2): LOST THE HANDLE.
ROLAND(2): HANDLE IT.
AUDRA(1): YES BUT ONLY FOR A SHORT TIME.
ROLAND(2): BECAUSE YOU'RE HORNY?
AUDRA(1): BECAUSE ONE PATCH PROTECTS YOU.
AUDRA(1): YES BACK TO OUR MARITAL CLOSENESS.
ROLAND(2): HEY I CAN PLAY LADY OF SPAIN.
AUDRA(1): YOU HAVE MY KIDS IN A CAGE WITH COOKIES AND A VACUUM?
ROLAND(2): NO OPEN YOUR EYES.
AUDRA(1): HE'D HAVE WANTED THAT.
AUDRA(1): I HAVE NOT EVEN -- OOH!
ROLAND(2): NO ROOMMATES.

[ STIFLED GRUNT ]


[ ROLAND(2) leaves ]


[ LAUREN(2) enters ]


[ AUDRA(1) leaves ]


[ JACQUELINE(1) enters ]

JACQUELINE(1): SO, HAVE YOU PICKED OUT A NAME YET?
JACQUELINE(1): I HAVE NOT EVEN -- OOH!
JACQUELINE(1): NAME OF JESUS.

[ ROUSING MUSIC ]

LAUREN(2): IS THIS ABOUT THAT MINIVAN I RENTED ONCE?
JACQUELINE(1): THE MUSIC AIN'T DIED.

[ JAZZY MUSIC ]

LAUREN(2): NO LARRY.

[ SNIFFLES ]

JACQUELINE(1): PARTNER, HAVE I EVER LET YOU DOWN BEFORE?
LAUREN(2): YES BROTHER.
JACQUELINE(1): BEFORE ALL IS SAID AND DONE.

[ HAPPY MEAL LAUGHS ]

LAUREN(2): A COMMON MISTAKE, SIR.
JACQUELINE(1): DONE DEAL.

[ MEN SHOUTING IN SPANISH ]

LAUREN(2): NO PAINS OR STRAINS, PLUS, IT TURNS ON A DIME.

[ PASSES GAS ]


[ PEOPLE SPEAKING FRENCH ]

LAUREN(2): ALL WE CAN DO IS OUR BEST.
JACQUELINE(1): THESE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO KISS MY ASS THROUGH YOU.
JACQUELINE(1): GOING TO HAVE TO MOVE YOU OVER A LITTLE BIT.
LAUREN(2): YES VERY NICE.

[ CREAKING, RUMBLING ]

JACQUELINE(1): I'M GOING TO TRY AND SELL THE VAN TO A LOT.

[ BLUES GUITAR PLAYING ]


[ COW MOOS ]

LAUREN(2): SELL IT.

[ CAPTAIN ]


[ NORMAL VOICE ]


[ LAUREN(2) leaves ]


[ NICOLE(2) enters ]


[ GRUFFLY ]


[ JACQUELINE(1) leaves ]


[ PATRICK(1) enters ]

NICOLE(2): HELLO WE'RE YOUR PERSONAL ASSISTANTS.
NICOLE(2): SIR, WE'RE UNDER WAY.
PATRICK(1): DO HE KNOW YOU'RE ABOUT TO TELL HER THIS?
PATRICK(1): HER HAIR IS DISGUSTED AND BUSTED.
PATRICK(1): HAIR SMELLS OF PENNZOIL IN THE SUMMER.
NICOLE(2): WHAT ABOUT WET AND SICK?
PATRICK(1): BUSTED COLD.

[ CHOKING ]

PATRICK(1): COLD AIR HOLDING ON IN NORTHERN NEW ENGLAND.
PATRICK(1): CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF SHAWN MICHAELS.
NICOLE(2): HEY WHAT WAS THAT?
PATRICK(1): ISN'T LIFE GRAND?
NICOLE(2): GET THAT DOOR.
PATRICK(1): ISN'T IT NICE?
PATRICK(1): ISN'T IT WONDERFUL?
PATRICK(1): ISN'T THIS FUN!
PATRICK(1): FUN TOYS ARE FUN.
NICOLE(2): WELL, THAT WOULD BE LOVELY.
PATRICK(1): TOYS TOYS, TOYS!
PATRICK(1): LOVELY TO SEE YOU.
NICOLE(2): BE SENSIBLE.

[ GLENN(1) enters ]


[ CLAYTON(2) enters ]


[ CLAYTON(2) leaves ]


[ RODOLFO(2) enters ]


[ GLENN(1) leaves ]


[ DEANNA(1) enters ]


[ DEANNA(1) leaves ]


[ MILTON(1) enters ]


[ RODOLFO(2) leaves ]


[ YESENIA(2) enters ]

YESENIA(2): HELLO MY DEAR.
MILTON(1): ARE YOU SURE YOU WORK FOR THE FBI?
YESENIA(2): DEAR GOD.
MILTON(1): SURE BUT WE'VE ONLY GOT THREE MINUTES!
YESENIA(2): FBI COMMAND CENTER?
YESENIA(2): YOU SURE YOU NEVER SLEPT WITH HER?
YESENIA(2): I NEVER MET ANYBODY SO BORING IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
MILTON(1): HOUSTON, WE'VE LOST HIM ON THE SCOPE.

[ WIND HOWLS ]

YESENIA(2): OH, WE'VE BEEN HIT BY CINNAMON ROLLS!
MILTON(1): LOST ALL THOSE PLAYERS.

[ MILTON(1) leaves ]


[ LEVI(1) enters ]


[ YESENIA(2) leaves ]


[ ELIZABETH(2) enters ]

LEVI(1): HI BABY.
LEVI(1): HAS ANYBODY TRIED TO USE SOME LARD?
ELIZABETH(2): DID YOU SEE WHEN MOLLY KNOCKED LITA DN AT RINGSIDE.
LEVI(1): HAD SOME INTERESTING TIMES TOGETHER, LING.
ELIZABETH(2): LITA HAS HAD A ROUGH YEAR AND A HALF, I'LL TELL YOU IN HER LIFE.
LEVI(1): READING SOME OF YOUR MATERIAL HERE.
ELIZABETH(2): HAS WORF FOUND ANYTHING?
LEVI(1): HAD TO COME SOMEWHERE, RIGHT?
ELIZABETH(2): FOUND HER WILL, CHIEF.

[ MACHINE GUN FIRE ]

ELIZABETH(2): SOMEWHERE IN THERE, BETWEEN THERE.

[ SKITTERING ]

ELIZABETH(2): IS THERE INCIDENTAL CONTACT?

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]

ELIZABETH(2): WE'LL CONTACT YOU LATER TODAY AT YOUR HOTEL.
LEVI(1): IF THERE IS A GOD, SHOW ME A SIGN.

[ CHUCKLING ]

ELIZABETH(2): YOU SURE YOU NEVER SLEPT WITH HER?

[ AUDIENCE OOHS ]

ELIZABETH(2): HER HUSBAND, EDDIE, WAS ON HAND TO WISH HER WELL.
ELIZABETH(2): I WISH I HAD A NEW CONTRACT.

[ LEVI(1) leaves ]


[ MATHEW(1) enters ]


[ ELIZABETH(2) leaves ]


[ LARA(2) enters ]

LARA(2): COME ON, GOD DAMN IT!
MATHEW(1): HEY YOU'RE KEEPING UP WITH ME AS FAR AS DRINKING GOES.

[ POUNDING ON DOOR ]

LARA(2): GIVE ME FIVE, GIRL.
MATHEW(1): IF YOU'RE TANAKA, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ME?

[ KEVIN HUMS SLOW MUSIC ]


[ TV NOISE ]

MATHEW(1): FIVE MORE, FOUR, THREE MORE.

[ "MY CHRISTMAS ST" PLAYS ]

LARA(2): NO YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SHOW ME.
MATHEW(1): YES ALL THAT CHATTER WAS GIVING UNCLE HEADACHE.
LARA(2): GOING SO SOON?
MATHEW(1): ME THE MANAGER.
LARA(2): ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS SAVING YOUR BUTT.

[ PAOLO ]

LARA(2): SAVING IT FOR A RAINY DAY, RIGHT, RIGHT?
MATHEW(1): DID YOU HAVE A GREAT THANKSGIVING?
LARA(2): WHAT ABOUT HAWAIIAN SHIRTS?
MATHEW(1): MY FAVORITE FLOWER IS ORCHIDS.
LARA(2): HE WON'T GET YOUR FATHER OUT OF JAIL FOR A NIGHT.
MATHEW(1): NO TELL MY SECRETARY I SAID YOU COULD HAVE A FREE APPLE.

[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]

LARA(2): I HAVE A CAR NEARBY.
MATHEW(1): MAYBE WE SHOULD GO TO BREAK RIGHT NOW.

[ THEME FROM "HAWAII FIVE-O" ]

LARA(2): BUT YOU WERE BREAKING UP WITH HER.
MATHEW(1): UM, THAT LIGHT?

[ MATHEW(1) leaves ]


[ KATHLEEN(1) enters ]

KATHLEEN(1): AND THAT WAS EXCITING.
LARA(2): NO SWEAT.

[ HEARTBEAT ]

KATHLEEN(1): IS THAT FAIR?
LARA(2): DON'T SWEAT IT.
KATHLEEN(1): DID YOU LEARN HOW TO DO THAT?
LARA(2): WHY DON'T YOU JUST DYE THE PARTS THAT SHOW?
KATHLEEN(1): AND LEARN ALL OF HIS MONEYMAKING SECRETS RIGHT FROM YOUR HOME.

[ WOMAN SCREAMS ]


[ BOOMING EXPLOSIONS ]

LARA(2): LEARN IT, TH LOVE IT.

[ KATHLEEN(1) leaves ]


[ JAYSON(1) enters ]


[ LARA(2) leaves ]


[ TIFFANY(2) enters ]

JAYSON(1): ALL RIGHT, HERE I AM.
TIFFANY(2): DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH THE MOM?
JAYSON(1): YES I DID.
TIFFANY(2): YES ALL OVER THE ISLAND.
JAYSON(1): BECAUSE EVERYBODY WANTS TO.
TIFFANY(2): ALL DAY.
JAYSON(1): WHY HAVE A HO-HUM HOLIDAY?
TIFFANY(2): AND THOSE OF YOU WATCHING WHO ARE THINKING, "OK, FOUL."
JAYSON(1): BUT MA!
TIFFANY(2): YES FINALLY.
JAYSON(1): THOSE WRITERS MAKE A LOT OF MONEY.

[ JAYSON(1) leaves ]


[ SERGIO(1) enters ]


[ TIFFANY(2) leaves ]


[ GREG(2) enters ]

SERGIO(1): HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS!
GREG(2): IS THAT EXACTLY WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE?
GREG(2): ARE YOU SAYING THAT IT WORKED?

[ BALLS BOUNCING ]


[ TISQUEALING ]


[ PEOPLE RUNNING ]

GREG(2): RUNNING AROUND?

[ WHISTLES BLOWS ]

GREG(2): YOU AROUND HERE?
GREG(2): NO I DON'T KNOW IT.
SERGIO(1): BOYS WE ARE SO CLOSE, I CAN TASTE IT.
GREG(2): AND THEN OVER HERE, WE ALSO HAVE HAIR COLOR.

[ CYNTHIA ]

GREG(2): AND STMS MOVING THROUGH THE WEST.
SERGIO(1): HAIR SMELLS OF PENNZOIL IN THE SUMMER.
GREG(2): MOVING ALONG.
GREG(2): MOVING ON.
GREG(2): WE'RE MOVING RIGHT INTO DEL BOCA VISTA!
SERGIO(1): THE SUMMER ME.
GREG(2): INTO THIS BUCKET OF WATER.

[ BRITISH ACCENT ]


[ TISQUEALING ]

GREG(2): HOUSTON, THIS IS HAWAII.
SERGIO(1): THE BRITISH THEORY ABOUT JAPAN IS NONSENSE.
SERGIO(1): ABOUT CONCH CHOWDER?

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[ SERGIO(1) leaves ]


[ EDWIN(2) enters ]


[ MAUREEN(1) enters ]

EDWIN(2): HI EVERYBODY.
EDWIN(2): AND I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO HIM SINCE.
MAUREEN(1): HI GEORGE.
MAUREEN(1): DID WE GET A MESSAGE THE GIRL WENT ON BOARD?
MAUREEN(1): HI RIC, MY NAME IS CHERE.
EDWIN(2): IS THAT ALL YOU GOT, WARREN?
EDWIN(2): GOT TOO MUCH TIME ON HANDS.
MAUREEN(1): CAN YOU SWIM?

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[ RALPH(1) enters ]


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[ BRENDA(2) enters ]

RALPH(1): HELLO THERE, FOLKS.
BRENDA(2): DO YOU FLY HERE OFTEN?
RALPH(1): YOU KNOW WHAT, BOY?
RALPH(1): YOU KNOW WHAT?
RALPH(1): BOND, WHAT DO YOU THK YOU'RE DOING?

[ SNIFFING ]


[ MUTTERED CURSE ]

BRENDA(2): IS THAT FAIR?
RALPH(1): YES IID.
RALPH(1): HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?

[ CLICK CLICK CLICK ]


[ POLICE DISPATCH CHATTERING ]

RALPH(1): DOING THE "I LOVE YOU."
BRENDA(2): COUNTY POLICE HERE.
RALPH(1): I'D LOVE TO MEET HIM.
RALPH(1): I'D LOVE TO BUY YOU DINNER.
BRENDA(2): A WINTER STORM MOVE THROUGH THE MIDWEST.
RALPH(1): BUY IT!

[ NORMAL VOICE ]


[ GLASS BREAKING ]

RALPH(1): NO ONE HAS THAT KIND OF MONEY.
BRENDA(2): CAN YOU ENLARGE IT?
BRENDA(2): ARE YOU ANGRY?

[ VEHICLE APPROACHING ]

RALPH(1): NO I WANT YOU  TO PUT ME DOWN.
RALPH(1): WHERE THAT STORM HEADED OVER THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS?

[ PARTY MUSIC ]


[ MUSIC TEMPO QUICKENS ]


[ LONG, CLEAR NOTE ]

RALPH(1): STUD, WHERE YOU BEEN ALL NIGHT?
BRENDA(2): ISN'T THAT ILLEGAL?
RALPH(1): DAMN, WHERE YOUR MAN AT?
BRENDA(2): PROOF THAT WE MADE THE RIGHT DECISION.

[ YELLS ]

RALPH(1): IS THAT AN OFFICIAL TERM -- A BREAD TOSSER?
RALPH(1): NO ABSOLUTELY NOT.

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[ CYNTHIA(2) enters ]


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[ LONNIE(1) enters ]

CYNTHIA(2): HI BROTHER.
CYNTHIA(2): IS THAT ALL THAT IS LEFT IN THE KLINGON HEART?

[ MOANING ]

LONNIE(1): IS THAT AN AMULET RIGHT THERE?

[ INHALES SHARPLY ]

CYNTHIA(2): NO OTHER FORMULA DOES MORE.

[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]

CYNTHIA(2): OTHER THEN SOME OF THE ONES YOU'VE MENTIONED?
CYNTHIA(2): DOES THAT LOOK FAMILIAR?
LONNIE(1): ISN'T THAT SORT OF CRAZY?
LONNIE(1): A MALFUNCTION, I TRUST.
CYNTHIA(2): AH, THAT SHUT HIM UP.
LONNIE(1): WAS THAT THE FUNERAL WE SAW YESTERDAY?
CYNTHIA(2): NO ONE CAN TELL.
CYNTHIA(2): AND HAVE A TALK WITH THIS YOUNG MAN, PLEASE.
LONNIE(1): OH, THAT BIG SPEECH.
CYNTHIA(2): ALL RIGHT, OK, I SEE THAT.
LONNIE(1): I HAVE A CONFESSION.
CYNTHIA(2): YES BIGGIE!
LONNIE(1): I HAVE NOT EVEN -- OOH!

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[ JEFFERY(1) enters ]


[ ROBERT(2) enters ]

JEFFERY(1): HEY YOU THINK CARLA OWNS THIS PLACE?
ROBERT(2): HI BROTHER.
ROBERT(2): I THINK SO.
JEFFERY(1): I THINK I WILL ENJOY VERY MUCH SERVING UNDER YOU.
ROBERT(2): I THINK SHE WAS WELL MANNERED.

[ REPORTERS ]

JEFFERY(1): IS THAT THE STORY?

[ ALL GRUNT, GROAN ]


[ GROWLING, BARKING ]

ROBERT(2): YES WHY NOT?
ROBERT(2): A LITTLE ONION.
JEFFERY(1): WELL, THAT WOULD BE LOVELY.

[ CLEARING THROAT ]

JEFFERY(1): IS THAT THE POLE?
ROBERT(2): LOVELY MAYA, METER MAID.

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[ JEFFERY(1) leaves ]


[ CLINTON(2) enters ]


[ BOBBY(1) enters ]

CLINTON(2): HI BABY BIRD.
BOBBY(1): HI SWEET BABY.
CLINTON(2): BECAUSE I HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE WITH A HAIR WHEN I WAS YOUNGER.
BOBBY(1): YES I AM SURE.
CLINTON(2): BAD TIME FOR.
BOBBY(1): SURE YEAH.
CLINTON(2): SURE I CAN DO THAT.
BOBBY(1): AND ALL FOR JUST.

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[ MICHAEL(1) enters ]


[ CLINTON(2) leaves ]


[ ALEXANDER(2) enters ]

ALEXANDER(2): BUT THAT WAS COOL.
ALEXANDER(2): YES YES YES!
MICHAEL(1): OK NOW, TELL ME WHERE TO MOVE WITH YOUR HANDS.
MICHAEL(1): YES I'M PRESSING RECEIPT NOW.
ALEXANDER(2): AT WAS SO QUICK.
ALEXANDER(2): PRESSING RECEIPT, NOTHING HAPPENING.
ALEXANDER(2): NOTHING TO REPORT.
MICHAEL(1): DO THOSE HAVE A NAME?
MICHAEL(1): I HAVE NOT EVEN -- OOH!

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[ DAMION(1) enters ]


[ ALISHA(2) enters ]

ALISHA(2): HI I'M NICOLE.
DAMION(1): AND NOW, WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE SEEDS?
ALISHA(2): ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE!
DAMION(1): YES I'M GOING TO GET THAT DOOR!
ALISHA(2): YES BUT LOOK AT THE DELIVERY MAN.
DAMION(1): BECAUSE HE LOVES ME.
ALISHA(2): AND TOTALLY STORABLE!
DAMION(1): LOVES IT!
ALISHA(2): ME TOO.
DAMION(1): TOTALLY NOT WHAT I EXPECTED!
ALISHA(2): A THE PATIENTS WEREN'T EVEN IN HIS CARE.
DAMION(1): AS WE ALL KNOW, MIX IS A MALE CONSPIRACY.
DAMION(1): NO YOU'RE MAKING THIS TOO HARD!

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[ STACI(1) enters ]


[ ALISHA(2) leaves ]


[ MARCOS(2) enters ]

STACI(1): HELLO MR PETERMAN.
STACI(1): HARD WORK AND GOOD GRADES.
MARCOS(2): DON'T REALLY HAVE TOO MANY.
MARCOS(2): WORK HARDER.
STACI(1): ISN'T THAT WHERE THEY FRY EVERYTHING?

[ PHONE RINGING ]


[ FOREIGN ACCENT ]

STACI(1): YES BUT ONLY FOR A SHORT TIME.
STACI(1): WE'VE ONLY THREE WEEKS BEFORE THE AMERICANS LAUNCH THE NEXT ONE.
MARCOS(2): ALL RIGHT, CAREFUL, CAREFUL.
MARCOS(2): AMERICANS HAV BEEN KILLED IN IRAQ THIS MONTH ALONE.

[ STACI(1) leaves ]


[ GINA(1) enters ]

MARCOS(2): COME ON, ELAINE.

[ MARCOS(2) leaves ]


[ TONIA(2) enters ]

TONIA(2): HEY AREN'T YOU  THE GUY WHO WAS STALKING LYNDA CARTER?
GINA(1): YOU ONLY GET THIS TINY CUP OF TARTAR SAUCE.
TONIA(2): GOOD MAN.

[ REPORTERS ]

TONIA(2): MAN THAT WAS A HELL OF A PISS.

[ ANIMALS SQUEALING ]


[ GAVEL BANGING ]

TONIA(2): YES POWER TOOLS.
GINA(1): SACRIFICING ANIMALS IS BARBARIC.
GINA(1): HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SUCH STRENGTH AND MASCULINITY?

[ GINA(1) leaves ]


[ CLINTON(1) enters ]


[ TONIA(2) leaves ]


[ KRISTA(2) enters ]

CLINTON(1): AS OF THIS MOMENT, MR WORF, YOU ARE ON LEAVE.

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[ ALICIA(2) enters ]

CLINTON(1): ARE YOU GONNA LEAVE ME HERE?
CLINTON(1): LEAVE HER ALONE.
ALICIA(2): HEY BUT WHAT ABOUT HER DOG?
CLINTON(1): DO YOU GELATIN A LOT OF GILLS OR YES NO?
CLINTON(1): ALL RIGHT, FROM NOW ON, NO TALKING.
CLINTON(1): YES WELL, IT DOES SOUND LIKE FUN.
ALICIA(2): CAN YOU HEAR ME?

[ CLINTON(1) leaves ]


[ DENISE(1) enters ]


[ ALICIA(2) leaves ]


[ HEIDI(2) enters ]

DENISE(1): HEY MA, HOW ABOUT SOME COOKIES?
HEIDI(2): HELLO SON!
DENISE(1): BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF WHAT GOES ON HERE.
HEIDI(2): OR THIS ONE?
HEIDI(2): HAVE I BEEN DREAMING AGAIN?
DENISE(1): HALF THE TE, IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE WORK.
HEIDI(2): A TABLE THAT EVERYBODY NEEDS.
HEIDI(2): DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BROKEN BONES.
DENISE(1): NO I'M TAKING MY CAR.
HEIDI(2): ANY CHANCE OF SEVERE WEATHER TODAY?
HEIDI(2): SEVERE WEATHER TAKES DOWN A PLANE.
DENISE(1): ALL RIGHT, DGES, HAVE YOU REACHED A DECISION?
HEIDI(2): NO HUGE PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW.
DENISE(1): YES WE WANT A GOITER.
HEIDI(2): HUGE BAGS.

[ HORN HONKS ]

HEIDI(2): BAGS OF LUGGAGE.

[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]


[ IMITATES AUTOMOBILE ]

DENISE(1): YOU WORK ON THE CARS TO HELP ME OUT?

[ DENISE(1) leaves ]


[ ANTHONY(1) enters ]

ANTHONY(1): HEY PETERSON, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

[ HEIDI(2) leaves ]


[ ROCHELLE(2) enters ]

ROCHELLE(2): HEY YOUR MOTHER WORKED VERY HARD ON THIS PARTY.
ANTHONY(1): DOING QUITE WELL, THANK YOU.
ROCHELLE(2): DOING IT THAT MAKES IT JUST FOR YOU?
ANTHONY(1): VERY QUIET.
ROCHELLE(2): QUITE IMPRESSIVE, HUH?
ANTHONY(1): MAKES ME MAD.
ROCHELLE(2): HUH HUH, HUH?
ANTHONY(1): HUH HUH, HUH?
ROCHELLE(2): NO NO, NO, NO!
ANTHONY(1): IS THIS THE JACKET YOU WANTED?
ANTHONY(1): YES MA'AM.

[ SCREAMING AND SHOUTING ]


[ HONK ]

ROCHELLE(2): ALL DAY.

[ ROCHELLE(2) leaves ]


[ ROSE(2) enters ]

ROSE(2): UH-HUH, IF YOU COULD DO SOME FOR ME.
ANTHONY(1): A CAMERA CAPTURES THE NASTY CRASH LANDING.

[ ANTHONY(1) leaves ]


[ MICHAEL(1) enters ]

MICHAEL(1): IS THIS OF ANY VALUE AT ALL?
MICHAEL(1): ARE YOU READY TO GO DO OUR DATE?
MICHAEL(1): DATE IS MORE THAN JUST A TELEVISION SHOW."
MICHAEL(1): DATE IS MORE THAN JUST A TELEVISION SHOW."

[ INDISTINCT CHATTER ]


[ MICHAEL(1) leaves ]


[ HERMAN(1) enters ]


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[ TAMMY(2) enters ]

HERMAN(1): HELLO ILENE, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
TAMMY(2): HERE AT "COLD PIZZA," WE WORK IN A PRETTY COOL PLACE.
TAMMY(2): SOME PLACE IN RUSSIA.
HERMAN(1): YES YOU DO.
TAMMY(2): I SOME SORT OF WISE ASS.
HERMAN(1): OKAY APU, BE STRONG.
TAMMY(2): SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH IT?

[ GRUFFLY ]


[ RS AND APPLAUSE ]


[ CORD SLIDING ]


[ OSION ]


[ ENGINE RUNNING ]


[ BUGLING IN THE DISTANCE ]

HERMAN(1): GET BACK TO YOUR BONG, HIPPIE.

[ HERMAN(1) leaves ]


[ JAMIE(1) enters ]


[ TAMMY(2) leaves ]


[ MISTY(2) enters ]

MISTY(2): ARE YOU ALWAYS THIS REASONABLE, OR DO YOU JUST DO A CRAPPY JOB?
JAMIE(1): HI EVERYBODY.
JAMIE(1): NO, THIS IS SO GOOD, I'M ACTUALLY IN PAIN.
JAMIE(1): YES I'M THE SUN.
MISTY(2): ALWAYS GOTTA BUY DRINKS.
JAMIE(1): YOU ALWAYS SAVE THE BEST FOR LAST, DON'T YOU?
MISTY(2): HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MUSIC?
JAMIE(1): BEST OF ALL, EVERYTHING WE DO.

[ SLURPING ]

JAMIE(1): IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT HERE, POSTAL EMPLOYEE NEWMAN?

[ SPEAKING GERMAN ]


[ DRAMATIC VOICE ]

JAMIE(1): OK EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD FROM HERE.
MISTY(2): WEST GERMAN PASSPORT.
JAMIE(1): WHAT HAPPENED WITH LIZ LAST NIGHT?
MISTY(2): EVERYTHING IS RIGHT WHERE I NEED.

[ SUSPENSEFUL NOTE ]

MISTY(2): HAPPENED TO YOU?
JAMIE(1): WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, NOT TRY?
MISTY(2): NOTE TO SELF -- DO NOT BUY ISLAND.
JAMIE(1): GONNA DRAG IT?
MISTY(2): NOTE TO SELF -- DO NOT BUY ISLAND.
JAMIE(1): AND WHAT IS ALL THE WAY?
MISTY(2): YES I FEEL GREAT.
JAMIE(1): ISLAND OF SIRENS.
MISTY(2): WAY TO DANGEROUS.

[ LAUGHS SHARPLY ]

JAMIE(1): NOW, WHAT WOMAN CAN RESIST A GUY LIKE WADE?
JAMIE(1): JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.
MISTY(2): AND PUD OF IT.

[ MISTY(2) leaves ]

JAMIE(1): GUY GUYS.

[ JAMIE(1) leaves ]


[ JOANNE(2) enters ]


[ KATHRYN(1) enters ]

JOANNE(2): HI I'M JASMINE.
KATHRYN(1): ARE WE LEAVING?
JOANNE(2): YOU GUYS HAVE ANY THOUGHTS?
KATHRYN(1): HE DOESN'T WORK OUT.
JOANNE(2): ANY WONDER HE DOESN'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT HER?
KATHRYN(1): ARE YOU SCARED OR SOMETHING?
JOANNE(2): ABOUT FOUR DOZEN.
KATHRYN(1): NOT MANY MEN WOULD DO THAT, JUST WHIP IT OUT.
JOANNE(2): SCARED HIM.
JOANNE(2): MANY PEOPLE THINK THEY HAVE IT UNDER CONTROL.

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[ RUTH(1) enters ]


[ JOANNE(2) leaves ]


[ HOLLIE(2) enters ]

RUTH(1): SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ?

[ HOLLIE(2) leaves ]


[ ANNETTE(2) enters ]

ANNETTE(2): COME WITH ME TO THE CASBAH.
RUTH(1): AS THEY WALKED WITH MOHAMMAD.

[ CHILDREN SCREAMING ]

ANNETTE(2): SO THEY KILLED AN INNOCENT TOURIST FOR TAKING THIS?
RUTH(1): DO THIS ONE WITH ME THEN.
ANNETTE(2): NO NO, NO, NO, NO, YOU'RE CONFUSING ME.

[ RUTH(1) leaves ]


[ DARREN(1) enters ]

DARREN(1): HELLO MR SIMPSON.
ANNETTE(2): YES YOU GET USED TO IT.
DARREN(1): IF YOU'RE TANAKA, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ME?
DARREN(1): FEEL I CAN STILL CALL YOU.
ANNETTE(2): AND WHERE DOES IT END?

[ YELLS IN CHINESE ]


[ ANNETTE(2) leaves ]


[ EDDIE(2) enters ]


[ BACKGROUND SINGERS ]

EDDIE(2): HEY DAD WILL YOU HELP ME BUILD THIS MODEL ROCKET?
DARREN(1): BUT SHE ALLOWS YOU TO STRIP IN THE FRONT YARD?
EDDIE(2): AS YOU CAN SEE, GUESTS ARE STARTING TO ARRIVE.
EDDIE(2): STARTING TONIGHT, WE'RE HAVING A LITTLE SALES CONTEST.
DARREN(1): HAVE GOOD EVENING.

[ DARREN(1) leaves ]


[ RANDY(1) enters ]

EDDIE(2): HAVING A GOOD TIME?

[ EDDIE(2) leaves ]


[ JEFFREY(2) enters ]

JEFFREY(2): HI YOU LOOKING FOR ME?
RANDY(1): HI SWEETIE.
RANDY(1): LOOKING GOOD!
JEFFREY(2): LOOK LATS, BICEPS.
RANDY(1): NO WOMEN GO SHOPPING, DON'T THEY?
JEFFREY(2): A BUS FULL OF WOMEN?
RANDY(1): I DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS GIRL AGAIN EV.
JEFFREY(2): BUS FULL OF WOMEN, CAN YOU IMAGINE?
JEFFREY(2): IMAGINE THAT.
RANDY(1): NO CERTAINLY NOT.
JEFFREY(2): YES THAT IS CORRECT.

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[ RANDY(1) leaves ]


[ JOLENE(2) enters ]


[ MARK(1) enters ]

JOLENE(2): AND I MIGHT ADD, YOU LOOK SENSATIONAL.
MARK(1): HELLO EVERYONE.
MARK(1): I MIGHT JUST RETIRE TO HERE.
JOLENE(2): AH, THAT SHUT HIM UP.
MARK(1): IT MIGHT BE THREE OR FOUR MORE HOURS?

[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]


[ MARK(1) leaves ]


[ BRUCE(1) enters ]


[ JOLENE(2) leaves ]


[ TERRENCE(2) enters ]

BRUCE(1): HEY KRAMER, YOU WANT TO BORROW SOMETHING?
TERRENCE(2): HEY YOU'RE KEEPING UP WITH ME AS FAR AS DRINKING GOES.
BRUCE(1): YES THANK YOU.
TERRENCE(2): KEEPING A RELATIONSHIP  ALIVE.
BRUCE(1): GOES IN FROM A YARD OUT.

[ TERRENCE(2) leaves ]


[ RANDALL(2) enters ]

BRUCE(1): A LOCAL MAN CAME TO THE HOTEL TO CHECK ON HIS WIFE.

[ GROANS ]


[ RUFF RUFF RUFF ]

RANDALL(2): HELLO THERE.
BRUCE(1): AT LEAST YOU SHAVE.
RANDALL(2): YES BUT ONLY FOR A SHORT TIME.
BRUCE(1): BECAUSE VANESSA PROBABLY TOLD PAMELA.
RANDALL(2): WE'VE ONLY THREE WEEKS BEFORE THE AMERICANS LAUNCH THE NEXT ONE.
BRUCE(1): BUT NOW I LIKE 'EM.
RANDALL(2): PROBABLY A LITTLE COOL AT THE BEACH AT THIS HOUR.
BRUCE(1): YOU WANT TO JOIN MY GANG?
BRUCE(1): NO RUNS THE PLACE LIKE A CONCENTRATION CAMP.
RANDALL(2): BUT WHEN I WAS A CHILD.
BRUCE(1): JOIN ME NEXT TIME.

[ RANDALL(2) leaves ]


[ VICTOR(2) enters ]


[ BRUCE(1) leaves ]


[ DENISE(1) enters ]

VICTOR(2): ARE WE GOING TO SEE IT HERE ONE MORE TIME ON RAW?
DENISE(1): HELLO MOTHER.

[ PANTING ]


[ MEN SPEAKING RUSSIAN ]

DENISE(1): MOTHER YOU BOTH HAVE MANY YEARS.
VICTOR(2): RUSSIAN SPACE SHOT IMMINENT.

[ IMITATING WHISTLE ]

DENISE(1): MANY OF THE CARS TESTED ARE NEW OR RECENTLY REDESIGNED.
VICTOR(2): IS THIS FOR ME?
DENISE(1): AND NOW MAY THESE RINGS BE FOR YOU.

[ DENISE(1) leaves ]


[ VICTOR(2) leaves ]


[ RAMON(1) enters ]


[ NORMA(2) enters ]

RAMON(1): HELLO THERE.
NORMA(2): HEY HOMER, WHERE YOU GOING?
NORMA(2): NO COURAGE?
RAMON(1): AND MANY MORE!
NORMA(2): GOING TO LEAVE A WELT.
NORMA(2): MANY SOLUTIONS.

[ INDISTINCT SUTING ]

NORMA(2): HOMER, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL NIGHT?
RAMON(1): WE'LL DUKE THAT ONE OUT WITH PETER, OKAY.
NORMA(2): YES YES YES!
RAMON(1): HE'D HAVE WANTED THAT.

[ RAMON(1) leaves ]


[ JEREMY(1) enters ]


[ NORMA(2) leaves ]


[ EVAN(2) enters ]

JEREMY(1): HAVE YOU MET GEORGE?
EVAN(2): I THAT LIKE HIM?
JEREMY(1): GEORGE BYRD.

[ SNORE ]

EVAN(2): NO DON'T DO THAT.
JEREMY(1): YOU HAVE THE BONES GO OVER TO THAT SECTION OVER THERE?

[ CHOKING ]

EVAN(2): BUT THEN AGAIN, HE IS A POLITICIAN.
JEREMY(1): OVER THE NEXT TWO DAYS.

[ JEREMY(1) leaves ]


[ TERRANCE(1) enters ]

TERRANCE(1): HEY LET ME TELL YOU THIS -- MY HOUSE USED TO BE AN OLD MORTUARY.

[ EVAN(2) leaves ]


[ SHERRY(2) enters ]

TERRANCE(1): SO, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

[ SHERRY(2) leaves ]


[ JIM(2) enters ]

TERRANCE(1): BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT, LITA?
JIM(2): CAN YOU HELP ME OUT?
TERRANCE(1): KNOW HOW MUCH GRANDMA.
TERRANCE(1): HELP ME OUT, Y'ALL.
TERRANCE(1): MUCH PAIN?
TERRANCE(1): PAIN FROM  ARTHRITIS.
JIM(2): DON'T MEET ANY NEW PEOPLE RIGHT NOW.
TERRANCE(1): PAIN IN THE ASS.
JIM(2): FROM LAST YEAR.

[ JIM(2) leaves ]


[ TERRANCE(1) leaves ]


[ EDGAR(2) enters ]


[ JOHN(1) enters ]

EDGAR(2): HEY IS HE PART OF THE SHOW, OR WHAT?
JOHN(1): HI ANDREW!
JOHN(1): HI ALICE.
EDGAR(2): BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF WHAT GOES ON HERE.

[ EDGAR(2) leaves ]


[ GAIL(2) enters ]

GAIL(2): HI LEW.
GAIL(2): GOES DOWN.
GAIL(2): SLOW DOWN A SECOND.
GAIL(2): BUT THE ATMOSPHERE THERE WAS SO STIMULATING.

[ JOHN(1) leaves ]


[ BRENT(1) enters ]


[ GAIL(2) leaves ]


[ BILL(2) enters ]

BILL(2): AS AM I.
BRENT(1): BECAUSE YOU OW WHAT?

[ DISCO MUSIC ]


[ EMILY(1) enters ]


[ LAMONT(2) enters ]

EMILY(1): DID YOU TAKE THE MODEL FROM THE TABLE?
LAMONT(2): DID SHE, UH, DID SHE FROLIC?

[ FANFARE PLAYS ]


[ INDISTINCT SCREAMING ]

EMILY(1): NO IT'LL BE PRETTY SOLID.
LAMONT(2): SWITCH FROM MANUAL TO AUTO.

[ GOAT BLEATS ]


[ CHEERING AND HOOTING ]


[ ENGINE REVS ]

LAMONT(2): PRETTY MUCH THE SAME WAY.
EMILY(1): YOU'RE PRETTY COMFORTABLE UP THE, HUH, BUBBLE BOY?

[ BELL RINGS ]


[ PUNKS YELLING ]


[ ANGRILY ]

EMILY(1): ARE YOU A LITTLE BIT SCARED?

[ CACKLING ]


[ TIRES SQUEALING ]

EMILY(1): HOW MUCH DO I OWE YA?
LAMONT(2): YES BUT NOTHING IS COMING OUT.

[ GERMAN ACCENT ]

EMILY(1): AND NOTHING FIGHTS ACNE BETTER.

[ MAN ]

LAMONT(2): AND NOTHING FIGHTS ACNE BETTER.
EMILY(1): AND NOTHING FIGHTS ACNE BETTER.
LAMONT(2): JOE, NOTHING IS HAPPENING.
LAMONT(2): STILL NOTHING ON THE RADAR SCANNER.

[ LAMONT(2) leaves ]


[ EMILY(1) leaves ]


[ ANTOINE(1) enters ]


[ TAMEKA(2) enters ]

TAMEKA(2): GO TO THE TABLE.
ANTOINE(1): HELLO HELLO, HELLO.

[ PUNKS YELLING ]

TAMEKA(2): RADAR BLACKOUT COMMENCE.
ANTOINE(1): BECAUSE NO ONE HAS GONE THIS FAST.
ANTOINE(1): FAST RELIEF FOR THE WAY WE LIVE.

[ SHOP DOOR OPENS ]


[ BOYS ARGUING ]

TAMEKA(2): ALL SYSTEMS GO!

[ BEEPING ]


[ DIAL TONE ]

ANTOINE(1): YOU COMING OUT?
TAMEKA(2): YES SIR?
ANTOINE(1): AND COMING UP THIS WEEK ON "TODAY," AUTHOR JACKIE COLLINS.
ANTOINE(1): JACKIE I MY GIRL, FEZ.
TAMEKA(2): AND IT IS ALL BECAUSE OF THAT CAR.
ANTOINE(1): COMING UP, I'M GOING TO BE IN A DERBY.
ANTOINE(1): BE TRUE TO THE GAME, YOU KNO WHAT I'M SAYING?
TAMEKA(2): HAVE CHUNKY SOUP FOR DINNER.
ANTOINE(1): IS THIS AN ELK OR A DEER?

[ SINGI DISCORDANTLY ]

TAMEKA(2): HAVE YOU EVER SLEPT WITH A MAN ON THE FIRST DATE?

[ PEOPLE GASPING ]

ANTOINE(1): IS THIS WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE?
ANTOINE(1): YOU THINK I'M STUPID?
TAMEKA(2): MAN I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A DINNER PARTY.

[ GLASS BREAKS ]


[ ANTOINE(1) leaves ]


[ CODY(1) enters ]


[ TAMEKA(2) leaves ]


[ EDDIE(2) enters ]

CODY(1): I THINK IT LOOKS GREAT.
EDDIE(2): HELLO AGAIN.

[ CHOKING ]

CODY(1): GREAT REACTION TIME.
EDDIE(2): AGAIN FLOODING WILL BE THE BIGGEST CONCERN.
CODY(1): SO, WHAT DO YOU DO, THEN?
EDDIE(2): AGAIN YOU WATCH.
EDDIE(2): IN JUST OVER TWO MONTHS ?
EDDIE(2): TWO VERY NICE CHARITIES.
EDDIE(2): YOU'RE JUST BLOWING ME OFF?
EDDIE(2): ME GO!
CODY(1): FLOODING A POTENTIAL.
EDDIE(2): AS OF NOW, STEINER, YOU'RE FIRED!

[ CODY(1) leaves ]


[ EDDIE(2) leaves ]


[ ROGELIO(1) enters ]


[ RICKY(2) enters ]

RICKY(2): HEY I ALMOST CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM THERE.
RICKY(2): FIRED HUH?
ROGELIO(1): AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO PROUD OF?

[ SLAMS DOOR ]


[ TV PLAYS ]


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[ JAMES(1) enters ]

JAMES(1): HELLO GIANT ANIMAL SUIT RENTAL COMPANY?
RICKY(2): FROM WHE?
JAMES(1): YES INDEEDY.

[ MOTORCYCLE ROARS ]

JAMES(1): NO ROOM FOR COVER THERE.
RICKY(2): NOBODY FROM JERSEY SAYS IT LIKE THAT!

[ JAMES(1) leaves ]


[ JENNIFER(1) enters ]


[ RICKY(2) leaves ]


[ TIMOTHY(2) enters ]

JENNIFER(1): HELLO TIM.
TIMOTHY(2): HI I'M KAREN EDWARDS.

[ INAUDIBLE MUMBLING ]

JENNIFER(1): SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE RAIN IN NEW YORK CITY.
TIMOTHY(2): NO CORD AT ALL ON THOSE.
TIMOTHY(2): RAIN IS ON THE WAY.
JENNIFER(1): DID YOU ALWAYS TO BE A PART OF PLAY BOY?
TIMOTHY(2): YES I AM SURE.
JENNIFER(1): ARE YOU NUTS?
TIMOTHY(2): ALWAYS ALWAYS.
TIMOTHY(2): ARE THERE SPECIAL SECRETS FOR ALL OF THIS?
JENNIFER(1): YOU SURE ARE A LOT OF MAN.
TIMOTHY(2): AT FIRST.
JENNIFER(1): ARE YOU A VIRGIN?
TIMOTHY(2): IS THERE TROUBLE WITH THE MARRIAGE?
JENNIFER(1): BECAUSE I THINK EVERYBODY WOULD LOVE TO KNOW.
TIMOTHY(2): IS THERE A PROBLEM WITH HER?
TIMOTHY(2): YOU THINK ANYONE WILL NOTICE?
JENNIFER(1): EVERYBODY TAKES OFF THEIR CLOTHES.

[ ENGINE POWERING UP ]

TIMOTHY(2): CLOTHES OFF.
JENNIFER(1): NOTICE HE GOT THE SAME SIZE RIMS ON HIS NECK.

[ JENNIFER(1) leaves ]


[ TIMOTHY(2) leaves ]


[ GINA(1) enters ]


[ JEFFREY(2) enters ]

GINA(1): HELLO LITTLE BILL.
JEFFREY(2): HEY TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
GINA(1): YES I DO.

[ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ]

JEFFREY(2): LITTLE BIT YOUR EPIDURAL.
GINA(1): A LOT OF PEOPLE ALLERGIC TO SHELLFISH.
GINA(1): ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO.
GINA(1): YES GOD!
JEFFREY(2): NO HARD FEELINGS, I HOPE?
GINA(1): ALL WOMEN NEED TO HAVE ONE.

[ ALL CHEERING ]


[ WHISTLES ]


[ SHIP HORN HONKS ]

JEFFREY(2): THIS SHIP HAS SAILED.
GINA(1): HARD TO SAY THIS, BUT.

[ GINA(1) leaves ]


[ HELEN(1) enters ]

JEFFREY(2): BECAUSE AS OF THIS MOMENT, YOU'RE FIRED!
HELEN(1): ALL THE BEST GIFTS ALL IN ONE STORE.
HELEN(1): FIRED HUH?
JEFFREY(2): CAN THE TOTAL GYM DO THIS?

[ JEFFREY(2) leaves ]


[ CHERI(2) enters ]

HELEN(1): BEST SEAT, RIGHT THERE.
CHERI(2): ALL RIGHTY, BOYS, ONCE AROUND THE HORN.
CHERI(2): DID YOU NOT REMEMBER WHAT I SAID ABOUT THIS SHEN GONG WU?

[ CHERI(2) leaves ]


[ TERESA(2) enters ]

TERESA(2): CAN I INTEREST YOU IN MY SHRIMP BOAT SPECIAL?
TERESA(2): SAID I'D BE A VEGETABLE FOR LIFE.
TERESA(2): I WANT YOU TO MEET MY FRIEND FIRST.
HELEN(1): BUT -- IT WAS SOMETHING THAT HELEN WANTED ME TO KNOW.

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[ JORGE(1) enters ]


[ TERESA(2) leaves ]


[ ALAN(2) enters ]

JORGE(1): GO AHEAD AND TELL ME.
JORGE(1): HELEN DID YOU KW THEY TAPED THIS IN THE AFTERNOON?
JORGE(1): ME THE MANAGER.
ALAN(2): HEY UM, DO YOU HAVE A BOOTH?
JORGE(1): NO, THIS IS SO GOOD, I'M ACTUALLY IN PAIN.

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[ QUENTIN(1) enters ]


[ ALAN(2) leaves ]


[ HEATHER(2) enters ]

HEATHER(2): HEY ALL RIGHT!
QUENTIN(1): A FAITH IN SONG.
HEATHER(2): ARE YOU SURE WE'RE GOING THE RIGHT WAY?
QUENTIN(1): A WEEK LATER OUR MAN CAUGHT UP WITH THE TARGET.
HEATHER(2): GOING THE WRONG WAY.
QUENTIN(1): CAUGHT YOU SEDUCING HIS WIFE?
HEATHER(2): CAUGHT YOU SEDUCING HIS WIFE?
QUENTIN(1): YES GOVERNOR.

[ NASAL VOICE ]


[ BOTH SCREAM ]

HEATHER(2): WHERES THIS COMING FROM?

[ TNTING ]

QUENTIN(1): AND BOTH WITH NO MONTHLY MORTGAGE PAYMENTS.
HEATHER(2): FROM THE SIDE.

[ SAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE ]


[ CARRIE CHUCKLES ]


[ QUENTIN(1) leaves ]


[ HEATHER(2) leaves ]


[ MARY(1) enters ]


[ BRANDON(2) enters ]

BRANDON(2): HEY I TOLD YOU.
MARY(1): GOOD THING YOU WARNED ME.
BRANDON(2): WHO TOLD YOU?
MARY(1): THING TO WATCH.
BRANDON(2): A FEMALE PLAYER IS THE WORST KIND.
MARY(1): BECAUSE THIS IS  JUST PHYSICAL.
BRANDON(2): YES MOTHER, I KNOW.
MARY(1): YOU LIKE THE NUMBER EIGHT?

[ HILLARY ]

MARY(1): BECAUSE I HAVE AN ISSUE ABOUT PEOPLE THAT EAT PORK.

[ SUBMARINE HORN ]


[ MARY(1) leaves ]


[ BRANDON(2) leaves ]


[ LAUREN(1) enters ]


[ CHRISTINA(2) enters ]

LAUREN(1): HI PAMELA.
CHRISTINA(2): HELLO BABY!
LAUREN(1): DO YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE?
LAUREN(1): BECAUSE I NEED IT.
LAUREN(1): CAN YOU BREATHE?
CHRISTINA(2): AND PAMELA PROBABLY TOLD ELAINE.
LAUREN(1): YOU LIKE THIS POSITION HERE?
CHRISTINA(2): YES FILL THE REST.

[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]

LAUREN(1): PROBABLY DIGGING FOR DRUGS.
LAUREN(1): THAT EVIL WOMAN.
LAUREN(1): ISN'T THIS FUN?
CHRISTINA(2): ARE YOU GOING TO GET THAT DOOR?
LAUREN(1): IS THIS IT?

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[ LAUREN(1) leaves ]


[ KATIE(2) enters ]


[ JOE(1) enters ]

JOE(1): ARE YOU GUYS CRAZY?
KATIE(2): GET THAT KNIFE.
JOE(1): IS THIS PRETTY?
JOE(1): IS THIS NOT COOL?
JOE(1): COOL COATS, FUN FURS.
KATIE(2): NO YOU STOP THAT.
JOE(1): AND THIS KITCHEN ISN'T?
KATIE(2): STOP IT.
JOE(1): ISN'T THAT ILLEGAL?
KATIE(2): ALL RIGHT, MR LA FORGE.
JOE(1): TURN THAT OFF.

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[ CARI(1) enters ]


[ KATIE(2) leaves ]


[ JOSEPH(2) enters ]

JOSEPH(2): HI YA, PAL.
CARI(1): ISN'T THAT CUTE?
CARI(1): IS THAT DEEP?
JOSEPH(2): YES I, TOO, HAVE SOUGHT VISIONS IN FIRE.
CARI(1): WELL, THAT WOULD BE LOVELY.

[ DOGS BARKING ]

CARI(1): DOGS ARE IDIOTS.
JOSEPH(2): BECAUSE WE HAD TO REALLY FIND OUT THE NEXT DAY.

[ CAT MEOWS ]


[ YELLING IN CHINESE ]


[ SOUND OF HORN ]

JOSEPH(2): CHINESE FOOD!
CARI(1): SOUND SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE A SLUT.
CARI(1): WHAT HAVE I DONE?
JOSEPH(2): YES I'M THE SUN.
CARI(1): I HAVE NOT EVEN -- OOH!

[ TELEPHONE ]

CARI(1): OOH THIS I GOT TO SEE.
CARI(1): HOUSTON, THIS IS HAWAII.

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[ ROBIN(2) enters ]

CARI(1): YES MOM.
ROBIN(2): HELLO FATHER.
CARI(1): NO, THIS IS SO GOOD, I'M ACTUALLY IN PAIN.

[ SIGHS ]

CARI(1): IS THIS ABOUT THAT MINIVAN I RENTED ONCE?
ROBIN(2): IS THIS WHOLE CRAZY WORLD TURNING UPSIDE DOWN?
CARI(1): FOR TONIGHT?
ROBIN(2): WASN'T THAT ENOUGH?
ROBIN(2): NO SUDDENLY I SEEM TO BE BURNING UP INSIDE.

[ RANTING ]

CARI(1): THIS WORLD SUCKS!

[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

ROBIN(2): AS THE AIR SINKS IT PRETTY MUCH SCOURS OUT THE CLOUDS.
CARI(1): AND THAT WAS IN FEBRUARY?

[ DIALING CELL PHONE ]

ROBIN(2): PRETTY SNO A LITTLE OVER AN INCH.
CARI(1): YES BACK TO OUR MARITAL CLOSENESS.
ROBIN(2): AND THE TAIL CAM.

[ RUSSIAN ]

CARI(1): AN INVENTION THAT GIVES NEW MEANING TO THE TERM, "HOT CAR."
ROBIN(2): AT LEAST YOUR LIFETIME.
CARI(1): CAR CRASH AFTER CAR CRASH HERE.
ROBIN(2): GIVES YOU PERFECT BALANCE.
ROBIN(2): PERFECT FOR CATCHING THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT.
CARI(1): HEY DON'T GO ANYWHERE.

[ SPEAKING RUSSIAN ]

CARI(1): I DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS GIRL AGAIN EV.
ROBIN(2): ANYWHERE YOU WISH.
CARI(1): EV MORE YARDAGE AS MARTIN PICKS UP SEN ON THE PLAY.

[ DRILL WHIRRING ]

ROBIN(2): MARTIN MULL, PLEASE.

[ OMINOUS MUSIC ]

CARI(1): MORE PIERCINGS?
ROBIN(2): IS THAT WHAT THIS IS, LISA?
CARI(1): THE MORE YOU TALK, THE BETTER THE DEAL.
ROBIN(2): WELL, THAT WOULD BE LOVELY.
CARI(1): IS THAT DEEP?

[ EEP ]

CARI(1): AH, THAT SHUT HIM UP.
ROBIN(2): WELL, THAT WOULD BE LOVELY.

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[ RAY(2) enters ]


[ CARI(1) leaves ]


[ DEANNA(1) enters ]

DEANNA(1): HELLO BASE ONE.

[ IMITATING DRUM ROLL ]

DEANNA(1): FOR GROWN-UPS.
DEANNA(1): NO WOULD DID IT AGAIN.
DEANNA(1): YES AND YOU MUST BE TIRED.
RAY(2): HELLO EVERYONE.

[ LONG, CLEAR NOTE ]

RAY(2): NOTE TO SELF -- GET A CHALKBOARD IN THE BEDROOM.
RAY(2): NOTE TO SELF.
RAY(2): CAN YOU GET THAT FOR ME?
DEANNA(1): I MUST REFUSE.

[ CONVERSATIONS CONTINUE ]


[ DISTANT POLICE SIRENS ]


[ CHEERING ]

RAY(2): YES YES.
DEANNA(1): COME OUT, DIANE.
RAY(2): BECAUSE WHY SHOULD MY MONEY.
RAY(2): SEE THAT GUY RIG THERE?
DEANNA(1): OUT OF THE WAY.
RAY(2): OR SHOULD I SAY, HAD?

[ "TRUMPET VOLUNTARY" PLAYS ]


[ BLEEP, BLEEP ]

DEANNA(1): HI I'M NICOLE.

[ DEANNA(1) leaves ]


[ SHELLY(1) enters ]


[ RAY(2) leaves ]


[ SANDRA(2) enters ]

SANDRA(2): AS WE ALL KNOW, MIX IS A MALE CONSPIRACY.
SHELLY(1): HEY YOU WANT A BEER?
SANDRA(2): MIX IT UP.
SANDRA(2): I WANT SOME INFORMATION.

[ CHATTERING CONTINUES ]

SANDRA(2): ARE YOU GOING TO THE COMPLIMENTARY BREAKFAST?
SANDRA(2): BREAKFAST IS READY.
SHELLY(1): CONTINUES SCORING IN THE SECOND HALF.

[ SHELLY(1) leaves ]


[ LETICIA(1) enters ]


[ SANDRA(2) leaves ]


[ LETICIA(1) leaves ]


[ TAMIKA(2) enters ]


[ MARIANNE(1) enters ]

TAMIKA(2): HEY GUYS, DID YOU HEAR THAT?
MARIANNE(1): HEY UM, DO YOU HAVE A BOOTH?
TAMIKA(2): NO WOMEN GO SHOPPING, DON'T THEY?
MARIANNE(1): YES BUT I HAVE A THEORY WHY THEY DIDN'T.
TAMIKA(2): SHOPPING RAGE.

[ PHONE RINGING ]

TAMIKA(2): COME ON, BABY.

[ MARIANNE(1) leaves ]


[ EDWIN(1) enters ]

EDWIN(1): ARE YOU CERTAIN YOU DO NOT WISH TO TALK ABOUT YOUR MOTHER?

[ TAMIKA(2) leaves ]


[ JOHN(2) enters ]

JOHN(2): DO THAT MEAN I HAVE TO FOLLOW HIM DOWN THE CHU?
JOHN(2): ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE SAYING YOU HAVEN'T HEARD HER REALLY SING.

[ TRANSMISSION ENDS ]


[ JOHN(2) leaves ]


[ VICKI(2) enters ]


[ VICKI(2) leaves ]


[ DAMON(2) enters ]

EDWIN(1): TIA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW NIGHT?

[ ELAINE ]


[ EDWIN(1) leaves ]


[ RITA(1) enters ]


[ RITA(1) leaves ]


[ SANDRA(1) enters ]

DAMON(2): BECAUSE I ALREADY FEEL BAD ENOUGH AS IT IS.
SANDRA(1): DO YOU THINK  IT WAS PAPA?
DAMON(2): BAD NOISE.
SANDRA(1): BAD TROUBLE.
DAMON(2): THINK NOTHING MORE OF IT.

[ CLICK ]


[ BALLS BOUNCING ]

DAMON(2): ISN'T THAT RIGHT, SIR?
SANDRA(1): AND WHAT ARE THOSE MEN DOING UNDER MY VAN?

[ HELICOPTER ]

SANDRA(1): GET THAT DOOR.
DAMON(2): MEN OF THE CLOTH.
DAMON(2): AND WHAT WILL WE TELL THE PEOPLE ABOUT THEIR NEW EMPEROR?
SANDRA(1): YES I'M PRESSING RECEIPT NOW.
DAMON(2): YES I'VE HEARD THAT.
SANDRA(1): PRESSING RECEIPT, NOTHING HAPPENING.
DAMON(2): WELL, THAT WOULD BE LOVELY.
SANDRA(1): HEARD THE FIRST SHOT AND THEN CAME RUNNING OUT HERE.
DAMON(2): AND NOTHING FIGHTS ACNE BETTER.
DAMON(2): HOW ABOUT JUDAISM?
SANDRA(1): RUNNING A LINEN LAUNDRY FOR THE KU KLUX KLAN?
DAMON(2): WHAT ABOUT YOUR OLD CAR?
SANDRA(1): LAUNDRY TIME!

[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]

SANDRA(1): CAR CRASH AFTER CAR CRASH HERE.
DAMON(2): THIS TIME YOU SHALL FINISH IT.
SANDRA(1): YES GOD!
DAMON(2): SIR, WHAT WILL YOU DO NEXT?

[ SOFT VOICE ]

DAMON(2): THAT WILL DO IT FOR TODAY.
SANDRA(1): NOW WHAT KIND OF WOOD IS THIS?

[ BAA ]


[ DOORBELL BUZZES ]

DAMON(2): YOU WILL GET INTO ANYTHING WITH ANY GIRL.
SANDRA(1): WHERE -- WHAT ARE WE DOING?
DAMON(2): NOBODY WILL BELIEVE RUSSIA DESTROYED ITS OWN SPACECRAFT.
SANDRA(1): ANYTHING ELSE TO GO OVER?
DAMON(2): BELIEVE IT.
SANDRA(1): BELIEVE ME, YOU CAN, COLONEL FLAGG.
DAMON(2): BELIEVE ME, YOU CAN, COLONEL FLAGG.

[ SANDRA(1) leaves ]


[ BRYANT(1) enters ]


[ DAMON(2) leaves ]


[ CODY(2) enters ]

CODY(2): GET EVERYTHING YOU CAN INTO THE AREA.
CODY(2): COLONEL FLAGG?
CODY(2): COLONEL SCOTT, DON'T SHOOT!
BRYANT(1): AS LONG AS YOU'RE NAKED.
BRYANT(1): GIVE ME A BIG HUG TO START IT OFF.
CODY(2): GO BACKWARDS, FORWARDS QUICKLY!
BRYANT(1): LONG ENOUGH.
CODY(2): NO GEORGE, WE'RE NOT.
BRYANT(1): QUICKLY GIVE ME YOUR HAND.

[ GRUNTING ]


[ CODY(2) leaves ]


[ RAYMOND(2) enters ]

BRYANT(1): ME ON.

[ CHEERING AND YELLING ]

BRYANT(1): YES MONEY.

[ BRYANT(1) leaves ]


[ TOBY(1) enters ]

RAYMOND(2): NOW WE'RE ALL A FAMILY.

[ HYDRAULIC ENGINE HUMMING ]

TOBY(1): DID SHE DESERVE TO DIE?

[ BOTH LAUGHING ]

TOBY(1): YOU DESERVE THAT MONEY.

[ JILL ]

RAYMOND(2): WHY ARE WE IN THIS CREEPY PLACE?
TOBY(1): I'D BETTER GO CHECK IT OUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
RAYMOND(2): ARE THE DIRECTIONS TO THE HOUSE.

[ GAGS ]

RAYMOND(2): AT ME.
TOBY(1): HOUSE WILL KEEP YOU WARM.
RAYMOND(2): DID YOU BRING IN A CHAINSAW TOO, OR?
TOBY(1): GET IN THE CORNER.

[ GROANING ]


[ MICROWAVE BEEPS ]


[ GROWLING ]

TOBY(1): NO SOMETHING ELSE.
RAYMOND(2): ALL FIVE GUY KANSAS CITY FLY UP AND DOWN THAT FLOOR.
TOBY(1): IS THAT CORRECT?
TOBY(1): CORRECT MR BOND.

[ SPEAKG JAPANESE ]


[ GARGLES ]

RAYMOND(2): AT LEAST I.

[ RAYMOND(2) leaves ]


[ TOBY(1) leaves ]


[ MITCHELL(2) enters ]


[ ERIK(1) enters ]

MITCHELL(2): HEY I THOUGHT YOU TWISTED YOUR ANKLE.
ERIK(1): HEY THERE.
MITCHELL(2): AND WHAT WOULD THOSE BE?

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

ERIK(1): BECAUSE THEY'RE CLEAN?
MITCHELL(2): BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

ERIK(1): WHAT, THEY LET YOU OUT OF THE ARMY, HUH?
MITCHELL(2): NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT?
ERIK(1): OUT HERE.
MITCHELL(2): HEATHER, WHAT DO YOU HE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?

[ CANE STRIKES GROUND ]

MITCHELL(2): SO, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT?

[ BELCHES ]

MITCHELL(2): OR WOULD YOU PREFER VODKA MARTINI?
ERIK(1): ABOUT THAT, SIR.
MITCHELL(2): VODKA ON THE ROCKS.
MITCHELL(2): WHY WOULD YOU WANT  TO DO THAT?
ERIK(1): YES I WOULD.
MITCHELL(2): WHAT WOULD MR BIG WANT WITH A TWO-BIT ISLAND DIPLOMAT?

[ "HERE COMES THE BRIDE" PLAYS ]

MITCHELL(2): WHAT ISLAND ARE YOU FROM?
ERIK(1): WHY WOULD I WANT TO PAL AROUND WITH YOU?
ERIK(1): PAL IS A TOUR HEAVYWEIGHT.
MITCHELL(2): BUSTER, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

[ ERIK(1) leaves ]


[ MITCHELL(2) leaves ]


[ CHAD(1) enters ]


[ LUKE(2) enters ]

CHAD(1): HELLO BUD.
LUKE(2): HELLO UP THERE!
CHAD(1): GET LOST.
LUKE(2): AS IT COOKS, IT IS NOW ALMOST FM.

[ SHOP DOOR OPENS ]

CHAD(1): IF THERE IS A GOD, SHOW ME A SIGN.
LUKE(2): YOU ALMOST GOT ME KILLED TWICE, AND MY JAW HURTS LIKE HELL.
CHAD(1): ARE YOU SCREWING THE SALAD UP?
LUKE(2): ME ME, ME!
CHAD(1): JUST LIKE CLOCKWORK.

[ GUNS ]

LUKE(2): NO ONE CAL ME A DROIT.
CHAD(1): IS THIS REALLY WHAT THEY DO IN SIBERIA?
CHAD(1): JUST THE DINOSAUR DUDES.
LUKE(2): BECAUSE THEY'LL ROB YOU.

[ WHISPERING ]

LUKE(2): IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?
CHAD(1): THERE MUST BE A SECRET STASH AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

[ GAGGING AND GASPING ]

LUKE(2): ISN'T THERE SOME WAY WE COULD MAKE MONEY OFF THAT?
CHAD(1): HE LEFT COLOMBIA OVER TWO WEEKS AGO.

[ CHAD(1) leaves ]


[ MARTHA(1) enters ]


[ LUKE(2) leaves ]


[ SHARON(2) enters ]

SHARON(2): HOW DO I BUY CHEERS?
SHARON(2): CHEERS WILL BE YOURS, SAM.
SHARON(2): IN KANSAS CITY.
MARTHA(1): YOU LIKE THE CHIMNEY?

[ JAZZY MUSIC ]

SHARON(2): SAM YOU COMING?

[ SLAMS ]

MARTHA(1): YOU LIKE OUTDOOR STUFF, RIGHT?

[ BLEEP, BLEEP ]

SHARON(2): MAYBE SHE WANTS TO BE ALONE.

[ JAZZY MUSIC ]

MARTHA(1): YES BARRING SOME SORT OF MIRACLE.
SHARON(2): BUT IT SHOULD BE YOUR OWN DESIGN.

[ SHARP CRACK OF THUNDER ]


[ YELLS IN CHINESE ]

SHARON(2): BE RIGHT BACK!
SHARON(2): YES YOU GET USED TO IT.
MARTHA(1): MY DAD WAS PROUD, THOUGH.

[ BLP ]


[ KNOCKS ON TABLE ]

SHARON(2): SO WILL THERE BE A SECOND CHANCE FOR OUR COUPLE?
MARTHA(1): NOTHING LIKE THAT?

[ BURPING AIR ]


[ FISHING REEL WHIRRING ]

MARTHA(1): FISHING MAKING CAMPFIRES.
SHARON(2): COUPLE MINUTES.

[ CHILDRENCREAMING ]

SHARON(2): SEVEN MINUTES TO INTERCEPTION.
MARTHA(1): GO OPEN THE GATE.

[ OUT OF BREATH ]


[ IMITATES GROWLING ]


[ SHARON(2) leaves ]


[ HERMAN(2) enters ]


[ TV CHANNELS CHANGING ]


[ MARTHA(1) leaves ]


[ BILL(1) enters ]

BILL(1): WAS THAT ALL JUST TO GET ME TO SLEEP WITH YOU?
HERMAN(2): GOOD GIRL.

[ TELEPHONE ]

HERMAN(2): SLEEP TIGHT, POOCH.
BILL(1): I'LL LET YOU PLAY WITH MY DUCK.

[ ELECTRICAL CHARGE ]

HERMAN(2): TIGHT END WIDE OPEN.
HERMAN(2): NOW OPEN YOURS.
BILL(1): PLAY YOU FOR A BEER.
HERMAN(2): WHEN WILL I SEE YOU AGAIN?
BILL(1): OPEN YOUR EYES!
HERMAN(2): THAT WILL DO IT FOR TODAY.
BILL(1): OPEN YOUR BAG OF INGREDIENTS.
HERMAN(2): YES I YEARN.
BILL(1): YES EXACTLY!
BILL(1): NO YOU DIDN'T.
HERMAN(2): ALL RIGHT, THEN.

[ VACUUM WHIRRING ]

BILL(1): A FIREHOUSE AND A FIRE.
HERMAN(2): BUT WILL THEIR FLYING MACHINE REALLY FLY?
BILL(1): FIRE ALL WEAPONS!
HERMAN(2): FIRE FIRE, FIRE.

[ CHATTERING ]


[ HERMAN(2) leaves ]


[ VICKI(2) enters ]

VICKI(2): HEY HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.

[ BILL(1) leaves ]


[ LANCE(1) enters ]

LANCE(1): HI THERE, HONEY.
VICKI(2): BECAUSE I ALREADY BOUGHT MY TICKET.
LANCE(1): AT THE RITE AID.
VICKI(2): NO YOU CAN'T.
LANCE(1): BUT THE DOOR WAS LOCKED.
VICKI(2): CAN WE GET SOME BEERS?
LANCE(1): I'VE GOT TO OPEN THE TANK UP.

[ BUZZER ]


[ LANCE(1) leaves ]


[ TERESA(1) enters ]


[ VICKI(2) leaves ]


[ STEVE(2) enters ]

TERESA(1): HEY LOOK AT ME.
STEVE(2): GIVE ME TWO MORE WIVES, THREE MORE KIDS?
TERESA(1): YES TIGER.
STEVE(2): THREE TIMES SHE CAUGHT YOU.
TERESA(1): BUT I DON'T KNOW, YOU GOT ME HERE.
STEVE(2): BUT FIRST, ARE YOU DOING SOME SHOPPING TODAY?
TERESA(1): CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?
STEVE(2): GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY.

[ TERESA(1) leaves ]


[ KELLY(1) enters ]


[ STEVE(2) leaves ]


[ BOBBY(2) enters ]

KELLY(1): HELLO THERE.

[ GERMAN ACCENT ]

BOBBY(2): DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A BABY?
KELLY(1): IS THERE INCIDENTAL CONTACT?
BOBBY(2): YOU KNOW I'M A BARTENDER, RIGHT?
KELLY(1): I HAVE NOT EVEN -- OOH!

[ LAUGHTER ]

BOBBY(2): YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE ABOUT CROCS, MATE?
KELLY(1): KNOW WHAT I THINK IT IS?
BOBBY(2): HATE IS SUCH AN UGLY WORD.
KELLY(1): YOU THINK WE BETTER, HUH?
BOBBY(2): SUCH IS LIFE.

[ POWER SANDER WHIRRING ]

BOBBY(2): LIFE IS LIKE THIS OREO.
KELLY(1): POWER TOOLS.
KELLY(1): HOUSTON, THIS IS HAWAII.
BOBBY(2): YES YOU'RE RIGHT.
KELLY(1): YEAH, THIS IS NICE.
BOBBY(2): HAWAII TO JUPITER XVI.

[ KELLY(1) leaves ]


[ BOBBY(2) leaves ]


[ SAMUEL(1) enters ]


[ DEBORAH(2) enters ]


[ SAMUEL(1) leaves ]


[ STEVEN(1) enters ]

DEBORAH(2): HEY DOWN IN FRONT.
STEVEN(1): A CHILD HIT AND KILLED BY A CAR ON HIS WAY TO SCHOOL.
DEBORAH(2): NO NOT YET.
STEVEN(1): YOU KILLED HIM!
DEBORAH(2): BECAUSE I HAVE TO ADJUST.
DEBORAH(2): CAN YOU BELIEVE  THIS CRAP?
STEVEN(1): WHAT -- WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

[ BELLS RING ]


[ RHYTHMIC CLINKING ]

STEVEN(1): MORNING BELLS ARE RINGING.
DEBORAH(2): BELIEVE ME, I THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

[ ROCK MUSIC ]

STEVEN(1): COME ON, GOD DAMN IT!
DEBORAH(2): JUST THOUGHT I'D DROP BY TO TELL YOU YOU'RE FIRED.
STEVEN(1): AW, COME HERE, COA PUFF!
DEBORAH(2): DROP THE ACT.
STEVEN(1): FIRED HUH?

[ WHISPERING ]

DEBORAH(2): YES I AM SURE.
STEVEN(1): NOW YOU'RE GETTING PHILOSOPHICAL ON ME NOW, SEE?
DEBORAH(2): IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE?
DEBORAH(2): ARE YOU A PROFESSIONAL WRITER?

[ STAMMERING ]

DEBORAH(2): ARE YOU GOING TO BE ABLE TO HANDLE THIS?

[ TIRES SQUEALING ]

STEVEN(1): GO RIGHT TO THIRD.

[ STEVEN(1) leaves ]


[ SHANE(1) enters ]

DEBORAH(2): I'M GOING TO CALL HIM BACK AGAIN.

[ DEBORAH(2) leaves ]


[ DORA(2) enters ]

SHANE(1): GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!
DORA(2): AS HE SAID, OUR FIRST LEAP FROM OUR GALAXY WAS A MISTAKE.
SHANE(1): YOU'RE GOING DOWN.
DORA(2): SAID PARDON ME.
DORA(2): SAID LOOK.

[ BOTH SCREAMING ]

SHANE(1): GOING TO PICK ED.
SHANE(1): A FREE AND PEACEFUL IRAQ IS PART PROTECTING AMERICA.
DORA(2): BOTH OF THESE PLACES LESS THAN HALF AN INCH SO FAR THIS SEASON.

[ DORA(2) leaves ]


[ JOANNA(2) enters ]


[ COW MOOS ]


[ JOANNA(2) leaves ]


[ ROBERT(2) enters ]

SHANE(1): A SKI TRIP IS JUST WHAT I NEED.
ROBERT(2): WHAT KIND OF AIM WAS THAT?
ROBERT(2): ALL RIGHT, VERSE NINE.

[ SHANE(1) leaves ]


[ ELISA(1) enters ]

ROBERT(2): ALL RIGHT, A LITTLE ONION.
ELISA(1): HELLO LISA -- JEFF.
ELISA(1): HELLO I'M STEVE BRYANT.
ROBERT(2): IS THAT NICE?
ROBERT(2): CAN I MAKE OUT WITH YOUR CAT?
ROBERT(2): NICE TO SEE  YOU, WESLEY.
ROBERT(2): NICE TRY, KIDS.

[ TRILLING AND SHRIEKING ]


[ SIRENSLING ]

ROBERT(2): A COUPLE OF WEEKS LEFT TO HELP OUT.

[ ELISA(1) leaves ]


[ SQUEEZING SOUNDS ]


[ ROBERT(2) leaves ]


[ MARK(1) enters ]


[ OLGA(2) enters ]

OLGA(2): ISN'T THAT BETTER?
MARK(1): HEY BABE.
MARK(1): BETTER THAN BATMAN.
OLGA(2): NO SAM.
OLGA(2): SAM YOU COMING?
MARK(1): YES I YEARN.
OLGA(2): A KLINGON SCHOOL WILL BE A BETTER ENVIRONMENT FOR YOU.

[ SPEAKG JAPANESE ]

MARK(1): A LITTLE PARTY?

[ CHANTING ]

OLGA(2): ISN'T THAT PARIS HILTON?
MARK(1): LITTLE BIT WET TODAY.
OLGA(2): IS THAT A BODY?
MARK(1): WET TOMORROW.
OLGA(2): IS THAT A FOOT?

[ COCKS GUN ]

OLGA(2): IS THAT YOU OR EDWARD?
MARK(1): YES BUT NOTHING IS COMING OUT.
OLGA(2): WAS THAT THE FUNERAL WE SAW YESTERDAY?
MARK(1): OUT IN FRONT OF HOME DEPOT!
MARK(1): FUNERAL DIRECTOR.

[ MUFFLED CRIES ]

MARK(1): HELLO HELLO, HELLO.
OLGA(2): IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT HECTOR TO SEE WHEN YOU GET OFF THIS PLANE?
MARK(1): YES BUT NOT HOW THEY DO IT.
OLGA(2): OFF THE TOP ROPE.
OLGA(2): SO THEY KILLED AN INNOCENT TOURIST FOR TAKING THIS?

[ INTERCOM RINGS ]

MARK(1): HECTOR SAID.

[ DOG BARKING ]

OLGA(2): KILLED OFF LAURA INGLES.
MARK(1): DOG THAT ASSEMBLY IS USUALLY MY JOB.
MARK(1): LAURA INGLES!
MARK(1): LAURA INGLES GOT AROUND.
OLGA(2): A GOOD COFFEE ENEMA LEAVES YOU CLEAN AS A WHISTLE.
OLGA(2): SHALOM, GOOD NEIGHBOR.
MARK(1): GOT A MIND OF ITS OWN.
MARK(1): ALL RIGHT, HELLO, EVERYBODY.

[ MARK(1) leaves ]


[ STEPHEN(1) enters ]


[ OLGA(2) leaves ]


[ JOHNNY(2) enters ]

JOHNNY(2): HELLO I HAVE TAKEN ON THE FORM OF A LARGE MOUND.
STEPHEN(1): GIVE ME ONE NIGHT AND A BOTTLE OF WINE.
STEPHEN(1): ME ON, JERRY.
JOHNNY(2): I HAVE NONE TO GIVE YOU.
STEPHEN(1): A NIGHT IN THE LIFE OF A HAMSTER.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

JOHNNY(2): IS THAT YOUR DREAM?
STEPHEN(1): A HAMSTER BOOK?
STEPHEN(1): WELL, THAT WOULD BE LOVELY.

[ SPEAKINNATIVE LANGUAGE ]


[ HISSING ]

JOHNNY(2): CHEERS WILL BE YOURS, SAM.
JOHNNY(2): YOU WILL SEE MY PIRANHA FISH GET VERY HUNGRY.
JOHNNY(2): VERY LITTLE SHOCKS ME.
STEPHEN(1): WHY WOULD YOU PICK HIM?

[ SOBBING ]

STEPHEN(1): AND FAY PAY ATTENTION TO IT.
STEPHEN(1): ATTENTION ALL CONTROL.
JOHNNY(2): I WILL "RULE" AFTER A NICE HOT BATH.

[ OUT OF BREATH ]

STEPHEN(1): THAT WILL DO IT FOR TODAY.
JOHNNY(2): AFTER THE CAR ACCIDENT, I CRAWLED INTO A DITCH.
STEPHEN(1): THAT WILL DO IT FOR TODAY.

[ ENGINES ROARING ]

STEPHEN(1): DAD, WILL WE BE DONE BEFORE MONTY COMES OVER?
JOHNNY(2): BECAUSE WE HAVE A BABY TOGETHER.